The Real Housewives of New York City: New Girl, Old Money
Are you ready for a big, fat dose of Real Housewives of New York City dysfunctional broads? And on this episode, pregnant too! Awesome, theyre multiplying.
LuAnn pays a visit to her friend, Sonja Morgan, to fetch more designer clothes for her overblown charity garage sale.
She notices a picture of Max who used to date Kelly for a second, the polite thing to call it, and Sonja gushes and claims theyre dating or flirting or whatever people do with male models.
We catch an extended glimpse of Sonjas life like shes going to be the new housewife and Im somewhat confused yet interested in the nip and tucked fresh meat.
She loves men, wine and has an army of assistants which is always fun to watch so Im keeping an open mind.
Sonja summons her housekeeper to toss a heaping pile of dirty laundry into her elevator so LuAnn can take it to the lesser people to sell for charity. Sonja takes it one step further by offering her home for the party.
LuAnn mocks the designer frocks and tells Sonja not to try to squeeze like a sausage into the tiny clothes which is a different way to say thank you I suppose, but a gesture that is true to form for the Countess.
Jill gossips with Bobby about the Bethenny ambush at Ramonas and how she was damaged and it was painful and Im plunging my thumbs in my ears to tune out her incessant pissing and moaning about something she has the absolute power to fix.
Bobby tells Jill he appreciated Bethennys recent letter and she should go with the flow.
At her 178th current job as a spokesperson for Pepperidge Farms, Bethenny sells healthy sandwiches from a cart to star-struck, hungry tourists.
Alex stops by and Bethenny tells her that her dying father wouldnt see her when she went to LA but she doesnt blame him because her mom took her away when she was four and she understands that hes just not ready. She seems over it really and seamlessly segues into the Jill ambush and how its really bad and she just doesnt know what to do anymore.
Jill and LuAnn meet up to walk around Central Park and LuAnn talks about her new goals involving visiting a sweat lodge.
Jill claims shes currently atoning which she explains should be about forgiving everybody including Bethenny but she just cant let those resentments go. Puhleeeeze!
LuAnn likes some French teenager with a name that starts with J, OMG, just like the psychic said love it. Hes the polar opposite of her elderly ex-husband, hes tall, dark and thin and Jewish. Jill says Jewish men make the best husbands and she should know because shes had two.
Ramona puts on silky nightgown and writhes…..