TV Movies: March 14-20MOVIE RATINGS = Poor = Fair = Good = ExcellentG = General audiencesPG = Parental GuidancePG-13 = Not recommended for preteensR = Restricted audienceCC = Closed captioned for hearing impaired ALPHABETICAL LISTINGA
? Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls ’95. Jim Carrey. A sacred white bat’s disappearance begets bloodshed between African tribes and puts the goofy pet sleuth on the case. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
? Adoration ’08. Scott Speedman. An imaginative high-school student takes a class assignment a step further by putting himself into the story of a failed terrorist plot. (R) (1:45) STZ: Sun. 2:45 A.M. (CC)
? Afghan Star ’09. Afghan contestants risk their lives to appear on a show similar to America’s “American Idol.” (NR) (1:30) HBO: Thu. 9 P.M. (CC)
? Against All Odds ’84. Rachel Ward. A Los Angeles bookie hires an ex-football star to find his runaway mistress in Mexico. (R) (2:10) ENC: Sat. 10:10 A.M. (CC)
? Aladdin ’92. Voices of Scott Weinger. Animated. Disney’s version of a tale about an Arabian thief who finds a magic lamp and tries to win a princess’s heart. (G) (1:45) DIS: Sat. 5:15 P.M. (CC)
? Alex & Emma ’03. Kate Hudson. A struggling writer falls in love with a stenographer while trying to finish his new novel in 30 days. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Sat. 11 A.M., 2 A.M.
? Alien Sex Files 3: Alien Ecstasy ’09. Jenae Alt. A general and a renegade agent combat an invasion of sex-starved aliens. (1:25) MAX: Fri. 12:20 A.M. (CC)
? Aliens ’86. Sigourney Weaver. The survivor of a horrific alien attack returns to planet LB 426 with Marines sent to check out the situation. (R) (3:00) SYFY: Sat. 6 P.M.
? All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 ’96. Voices of Ernest Borgnine. Animated. A junkyard dog and a newly deceased pal return to Earth to retrieve Gabriel’s trumpet. (G) (1:25) ENC: Mon. 6:05 A.M. (CC)
? All the King’s Men ’49. Broderick Crawford. Power and ambition corrupt an idealistic Southern politician. Winner of three Oscars, including best picture. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 2 P.M.
? All Through the Night ’42. Humphrey Bogart. A Broadway gambler and his colorful cronies thwart a suave Nazi spy’s gang of fifth columnists. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 12:15 P.M. (CC)
? All Together Now ’08. The Beatles and Cirque du Soleil work on a stage production. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
? Alone in the Dark ’05. Christian Slater. A paranormal investigator, an anthropologist and a team of agents battle deadly monsters. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 1 A.M.
? Along Came Polly ’04. Ben Stiller. A man finds solace with another woman after his wife cheats on him during their honeymoon. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)
? The Amateurs ’05. Jeff Bridges. A small-town citizen convinces his fellow residents to help him make an amateur porn film. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 4:45 P.M.
? An American Carol ’08. Kevin Farley. When an anti-American filmmaker launches a crusade to abolish the Independence Day holiday, three patriotic spirits show him the true meaning of America. (PG-13) (1:25) SHO: Mon. 4 P.M., Thu. 5 A.M. (CC)
? An American Haunting ’05. Donald Sutherland. Strange and terrifying events plague a family in 1817 Tennessee after a fellow citizen places a curse on the father. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 3:45 A.M.
? The American President ’95. Michael Douglas. A political rival turns the widowed president’s romance with an environmental lobbyist into an election-year issue. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Fri. 4:05 P.M. (CC)
? Analyze That ’02. Robert De Niro. Released from prison, gangster Paul Vitti seeks further help from his troubled psychotherapist. (R) (1:40) HBO: Tue. 5 A.M. (CC)
? Any Number Can Play ’49. Clark Gable. A gambling-casino operator is beset with myriad problems, ranging from poor health to an estranged son. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 10:15 A.M.
? Appaloosa ’08. Ed Harris. The arrival of an attractive widow complicates the attempts of two lawmen to bring a malevolent rancher to justice. (R) (2:00) MAX: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)
? Army of Darkness ’92. Bruce Campbell. A supermarket worker finds himself in medieval England with a chainsaw and a ’73 Olds. (R) (1:20) MAX: Wed. 4 P.M. (CC)
? Assassination Tango ’02. Robert Duvall. While on assignment in Argentina, an aging hit man begins a tentative romance with a charismatic dancer. (R) (1:55) TMC: Sun. 6:05 P.M., 4 A.M., Thu. 8:30 A.M., 4 P.M.
? The Astronaut Farmer ’07. Billy Bob Thornton. Pursuing a lifelong dream, a rancher, who once trained to be an astronaut, builds his own rocket and plans to launch it into space. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
? ATL ’06. Tip Harris. Four Atlanta teenagers, whose lives revolve around hip-hop and rollerskating, face life-changing challenges on and off the rink. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)
? August ’08. Josh Hartnett. The co-founder of an Internet company tries to win back his lover, while his business teeters on the brink of disaster. (R) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 11:30 A.M.
? Austin Powers in Goldmember ’02. Mike Myers. Austin must rescue his captive father and prevent Dr. Evil’s malevolent minions from taking over the world. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. noon.
? Australia ’08. Nicole Kidman. An English aristocrat and a cattleman drive a herd across the Australian Outback to save her ranch from a hostile takeover. (PG-13) (3:00) HBO: Tue. 3 P.M. (CC)
? Awake ’07. Hayden Christensen. A young man who is undergoing surgery experiences anesthesia awareness, which leaves him alert but paralyzed and unable to warn his doctors. (R) (1:25) TMC: Sun. noon, 8 P.M.
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? The Baader Meinhof Complex ’08. Martina Gedeck. The head of the German police hunts the Red army faction. (R) (2:30) TMC: Wed. 10 P.M., Sat. 3:25 A.M.
? Baby Face ’33. Barbara Stanwyck. An out-of-town working girl rises in a New York bank by using her power over men. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 7:15 A.M. (CC)
? Baby on Board ’08. Jerry O’Connell. A power couple has a surprise pregnancy that throws their lives and careers into a tailspin. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 1:30 A.M.
? Babylon A.D. ’08. Vin Diesel. A post-apocalyptic mercenary guards a nun and her young charge, who may be mankind’s last hope for survival. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 7 P.M., 12:40 A.M. (CC)
? Bachelor Party ’84. Tom Hanks. Hookers, a mule and a suicidal friend show up at the hotel bash for a school-bus driver getting married. (R) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 11:20 P.M. (CC)
? Back to the Future ’85. Michael J. Fox. A teen takes a crackpot’s DeLorean time machine to 1955 and sees his parents in high school. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Sat. 2:20 P.M. (CC)
? Back to the Future Part III ’90. Michael J. Fox. A young man takes a DeLorean time machine to the Old West, where his inventor friend is courting a schoolmarm. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Fri. 6 P.M. (CC)
? Bad Boys ’95. Martin Lawrence. Undercover Miami detectives switch lives while investigating murders linked to stolen heroin. (R) (2:05) STZ: Mon. 12:45 A.M., Tue. 2:35 P.M., Fri. 4:30 A.M., Sat. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
? Bad Company ’02. Anthony Hopkins. A veteran CIA agent transforms a street-wise punk into a spy in order to replace his murdered twin. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Wed. 4:20 P.M., Sat. 4:05 A.M. (CC)
? The Bad Sleep Well ’60. Toshiro Mifune. Akira Kurosawa’s grim indictment of corruption in the corporate world focuses on an executive’s thirst for revenge. (NR) (2:45) TCM: Tue. 8 P.M.
? Balto ’95. Voices of Miriam Margolyes. Animated. A canine outcast helps guide a sled of medical supplies to desperately ill children in an Alaskan village. (G) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 7 A.M. (CC)
? The Bank Job ’08. Jason Statham. In 1971 a car dealer and his gang of thieves tunnel into a London bank vault. (R) (1:55) SHO: Wed. 11:35 P.M., Fri. 4 A.M.
? Barb Wire ’96. Pamela Anderson Lee. A bounty hunter seeks a device that could restore her brother’s sight and save millions during U.S. civil war in 2017. (R) (1:40) MAX: Fri. 3:20 A.M. (CC)
? Barbershop ’02. Ice Cube. The owner of a popular barbershop considers selling the place to a loan shark who wants to convert it into a strip club. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 10 A.M. (CC)
? Bart Got a Room ’08. William H. Macy. A nerdy high-school senior copes with the divorce of his parents while searching for a date for the prom. (PG-13) (1:25) SHO: Tue. 3 P.M., Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
? Batman ’66. Adam West. Batman and Robin save Gotham City from the Catwoman, Joker, Penguin and Riddler. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 7:15 A.M. (CC)
? *batteries not included ’87. Hume Cronyn. Tiny flying saucers join an elderly couple and fellow tenants against a land developer’s henchmen. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Mon. 5:15 A.M. (CC)
? Be Kind Rewind ’08. Jack Black. Rentals fly off the shelves after two friends create homemade versions of popular movies to replace a video store’s obliterated inventory. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
? Beaches ’88. Bette Midler. Two women from different backgrounds are best friends through girlhood, careers and tragedy. (PG-13) (3:00) WE: Sat. 11 P.M.
? A Beautiful Mind ’01. Russell Crowe. Mathematics genius John Forbes Nash Jr. has paranoid schizophrenia but becomes a Nobel laureate late in life. (PG-13) (2:20) MAX: Mon. 8:10 A.M. (CC)
? Bedtime Stories ’08. Adam Sandler. A hotel handyman tries to make the most of the situation when he learns that the outlandish tales he tells his niece and nephew are coming true. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Sun. 7:30 A.M., 4:50 P.M. (CC)
? Beer League ’06. Artie Lange. Two New Jersey softball teams must win or face expulsion. (R) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 4:15 A.M. (CC)
? Behind Enemy Lines ’97. Thomas Ian Griffith. An ex-Marine enters Vietnam to rescue a captured comrade. (R) (1:35) HBO: Thu. 4:25 A.M. (CC)
? Being John Malkovich ’99. John Cusack. A puppeteer and his co-worker discover a tunnel that allows others to enter the actor’s mind and body for 15 minutes at a time. (R) (1:55) TMC: Fri. 2:30 A.M.
? The Believer ’01. Ryan Gosling. A troubled Jewish student contends with being a militant anti-Semite in spite of his heritage. (R) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 11:15 P.M. (CC)
? Beneath the Planet of the Apes ’70. James Franciscus. A time-warped astronaut lands on ape-ruled Earth and finds telepathic mutants worshiping an atomic bomb. (G) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)
? Betrayed ’88. Debra Winger. An FBI agent falls in love with a white supremacist whose group she infiltrates. (R) (2:10) MAX: Mon. 3:05 A.M. (CC)
? Beyond Loch Ness ’08. Brian Krause. A vengeful scientist traces the Loch Ness monster to Lake Superior. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 1 A.M. (CC)
? A Big Hand for the Little Lady ’66. Henry Fonda. Married homesteaders stop at a Texas hotel, where he loses big at poker and she takes his place. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 5:45 P.M.
? The Big Timer ’32. Ben Lyon. The daughter of a gym owner coaches an up-and-coming boxer, but success goes to his head. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
? Biker Boyz ’03. Laurence Fishburne. A young prodigy threatens the undefeated champion of an underground club of motorcycle racers. (PG-13) (2:15) TBS: Sat. 9:10 A.M., 2 A.M. (CC)
? The Bikini Shop ’86. Michael David Wright. MBA and beach bum inherit aunt’s bikini shop. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 6:15 P.M. (CC)
? Black Hawk Down ’01. Josh Hartnett. U.S. soldiers take heavy fire while trying to capture a warlord’s associates in Mogadishu, Somalia. (R) (2:30) ENC: Sun. 11 A.M., 8 P.M., Thu. 11:20 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)
? Black Ops ’08. Gary Stretch. A veteran officer encounters supernatural forces aboard a secret prison ship. (R) (1:30) SHO: Thu. 3 P.M.
? Blade ’98. Wesley Snipes. A man with vampire blood and his mortal partner hunt a rebel vampire and his coterie of undead. (R) (2:30) FX: Sun. 10:30 A.M., Mon. 8 A.M.
? Blazing Saddles ’74. Cleavon Little. Gucci-saddlebagged Sheriff Bart teams up with the drunken Waco Kid. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)
? Blood Work ’02. Clint Eastwood. A former FBI agent comes out of retirement to find the killer who murdered his heart donor. (R) (1:55) HBO: Sat. 3:50 A.M. (CC)
? Blow ’01. Johnny Depp. In the 1970s a man works with Colombian smugglers to establish the cocaine business in the United States. (R) (2:05) ENC: Mon. 2:30 P.M., 11:15 P.M. (CC)
? Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again ’04. Comics Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and Ron White perform in front of a live audience. (NR) (2:30) CMT: Wed. 9 P.M., 11:30 P.M.
? The Blue Lagoon ’80. Brooke Shields. A boy, a girl and a burly cook are shipwrecked on a Fiji island, where the boy and girl grow up as lovers. (R) (1:50) ENC: Sat. 8:20 A.M. (CC)
? Blue Streak ’99. Martin Lawrence. A jewel thief returns to a construction site to retrieve his cache and finds a police station on the spot. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 10 A.M., midnight (CC)
? Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice ’69. Natalie Wood. Trendy West Coasters Bob and Carol try wife-swapping with square Ted and Alice. (R) (1:50) TMC: Wed. 1:50 P.M.
? The Body Disappears ’41. Jeffrey Lynn. A corpse injected with an experimental serum disappears. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 12:30 P.M.
? Boom Town ’40. Clark Gable. Texas wildcatters hit oil together, then fight after one marries the other’s sweetheart. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)
? Bottle Rocket ’96. Owen C. Wilson. Three dim Texans embark on an ill-fated career in crime. (R) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 10:35 A.M., Sat. 11:45 A.M.
? Bottle Shock ’08. Alan Rickman. In 1976 the owner of a struggling Parisian wine shop decides to hold a taste contest between French and California wines. (PG-13) (1:50) TMC: Wed. 3:40 P.M.
? Bowery Bombshell ’46. Bowery Boys. Slip and the gang trap a gangster and his gang of bank robbers. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Sat. 10:30 A.M.
? Boy Interrupted ’09. Filmmaker Dana Perry documents the life of her son Evan, a 15-year-old who committed suicide. (NR) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 12:30 P.M., Wed. 6:40 A.M. (CC)
? Boyz N the Hood ’91. Larry Fishburne. Three boys become men, one guided by his father, in their racially divided Los Angeles neighborhood. (R) (2:00) BET: Tue. 8 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
? The Breakfast Club ’85. Emilio Estevez. A wrestler, a rebel, a brain, a beauty and a shy girl share Saturday detention in a Chicago high school. (R) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 9:10 A.M., 8 P.M., Fri. 9:40 P.M., Sat. 6:35 A.M. (CC)
? Bring It On: In It to Win It ’07. Ashley Benson. A high-school senior falls for a fellow cheerleader, not realizing that he is on a rival squad. (PG-13) (2:00) E!: Sun. 5:30 P.M.
? A Bronx Tale ’93. Robert De Niro. The son of an honest bus driver looks up to a local mob boss amid racial tension in 1960s New York. (R) (2:30) A&E: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)
? The Brothers ’01. Morris Chestnut. Four friends question women, relationships and honesty after one of them becomes engaged. (R) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 2 A.M. (CC)
? Brown Sugar ’02. Taye Diggs. A producer for a record company falls for his longtime friend shortly after proposing to his girlfriend. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Sat. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
? The Browning Version ’51. Michael Redgrave. On the eve of his resignation, a teacher tries to come to terms with a lifetime of personal and professional failures. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M.
? Brute Force ’47. Burt Lancaster. Hatred for the fascist warden drives a convict and his cellmates to escape. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 4:15 A.M.
? The Bucket List ’07. Jack Nicholson. Two terminally ill men leave their hospital ward and set out to complete a list of things they want to do before they die. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 5:20 P.M. (CC)
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? Cadillac Records ’08. Adrien Brody. Leonard Chess founds a recording company in 1950s Chicago. (R) (1:50) STZ: Sun. 4:30 A.M., Mon. 3:35 P.M., 10:50 P.M. (CC)
? Caged ’50. Eleanor Parker. An innocent lands in a women’s prison with crude inmates and a big matron called Evelyn. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Fri. 3:30 A.M.
? The Cake Eaters ’07. Elizabeth Ashley. Two families must heal old wounds when a son comes home. (R) (1:25) SHO: Sun. 1:05 P.M., Sat. 4 P.M.
? Capricorn One ’78. Elliott Gould. The first manned flight to Mars is a flop, so a space official fakes it Hollywood-style for the public. (PG) (2:10) TMC: Tue. 10:35 A.M.
? The Care Bears Movie ’85. Voices of Georgia Engel. Animated. An evil spirit attempts to undermine the Care Bears’ mission to spread goodwill to children around the world. (G) (1:20) ENC: Sat. 5:30 A.M. (CC)
? Carnival Boat ’32. Bill Boyd. Footage of logging highlights this story about a lumberjack whose love for a showgirl doesn’t cut it with his father. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 2:15 A.M.
? Casino Royale ’06. Daniel Craig. After receiving a license to kill, British agent James Bond enters a high-stakes poker game with Le Chiffre, a man who finances terrorist groups. (PG-13) (3:00) USA: Wed. 11 P.M., Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)
? Casper: A Spirited Beginning ’97. Steve Guttenberg. A teacher helps a boy dissuade his father, a developer, from razing a friendly ghost’s home. (PG) (2:00) TOON: Sun. 7 P.M., Mon. 9 A.M.
? Chance at Heaven ’33. Ginger Rogers. A glamorous socialite lures a simple gas-pump jockey away from the woman who truly loves him. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 5 A.M.
? Chapter 27 ’07. Jared Leto. Mark David Chapman arrives in New York on a mission to kill John Lennon. (R) (1:25) TMC: Sun. 1:25 P.M. (CC)
? Charlie Bartlett ’07. Anton Yelchin. An awkward teenager endears himself to the student body by becoming the self-appointed psychiatrist at his new school. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sun. 10:20 A.M., 4:25 P.M., Fri. 10:30 A.M., 11:45 P.M.
? Child’s Play 2 ’90. Alex Vincent. Possessed by a killer’s spirit, Chucky the knee-high doll returns to get the boy who destroyed him. (R) (1:25) ENC: Wed. 2:45 A.M., Thu. 4:20 A.M. (CC)
? The Chosen ’81. Robby Benson. A Hasidic teen finds his friendship with a more “worldly” Jew is frowned upon by his religion’s established ways. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 8 A.M.
? Christine ’83. Keith Gordon. When a gawky teen restores a 1958 Plymouth Fury, the car takes on a life of its own and begins terrorizing those in its way. (R) (1:55) ENC: Tue. 12:05 A.M. (CC)
? Citizen X ’95. Stephen Rea. Russian police-detective Viktor Burakov spends eight years tracking serial killer Andrei Chikatilo. (R) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 3:45 A.M. (CC)
? City of Ember ’08. Saoirse Ronan. When the lights in their underground city start to flicker, two youths are the only ones who can save their world from darkness. (PG) (1:35) MAX: Sun. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
? The Clairvoyant ’35. Claude Rains. A phony English mind reader predicts a train wreck, a racetrack long shot and a tunnel disaster. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 10 A.M.
? Close Encounters of the Third Kind ’77. Richard Dreyfuss. An Indiana lineman and other UFO sighters, beleagured by earlier incidents, finally have documented contact with space aliens. (PG) (2:30) TCM: Tue. 4 P.M. (CC)
? Cocoon ’85. Don Ameche. Ron Howard’s Oscar-winning tale about Florida retirees who find the fountain of youth in a pool filled with alien pods. (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Fri. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
? Cold Creek Manor ’03. Dennis Quaid. An ex-convict plagues a couple and their two children after they move into his former mansion. (R) (2:30) SYFY: Thu. 6 P.M.
? College Road Trip ’08. Martin Lawrence. A cop accompanies his daughter on a trip to visit the colleges to which she is applying. (G) (1:25) ENC: Fri. 4:35 P.M. (CC)
? Commando ’85. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A human killing machine and an airline hostess take on an ousted dictator’s private army. (R) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
? Con Air ’97. Nicolas Cage. A wrongly convicted parolee on a flight with a group of vicious prisoners tries to stop their violent hijacking. (R) (1:58) STZ: Wed. 6:20 P.M., 3:40 A.M. (CC)
? Confessions of a Shopaholic ’09. Isla Fisher. A compulsive shopper who is drowning in debt lands a job as an advice columnist for a financial magazine. (PG) (1:45) STZ: Mon. noon, 9 P.M., 5:30 A.M., Sat. noon, 7:10 P.M. (CC)
? Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen ’04. Lindsay Lohan. After moving to New Jersey with her mother, a teen tries to dethrone the most popular girl at her new school. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 7 A.M. (CC)
? Congo Maisie ’40. Ann Sothern. Chorus girl Maisie, stranded in West Africa, stows away on a steamer heading for the jungle. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Sun. 7 A.M.
? Conjurer ’08. Andrew Bowen. An art photographer and his wife move to a rural farmhouse that is supposedly haunted by the spirit of a sorceress. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 7:45 A.M., Fri. 1:55 P.M.
? Contract Killers ’08. Frida Farrell. Framed for murder, a beautiful assassin goes on the run to prove her innocence. (R) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 1 P.M.
? Convict Cowboy ’95. Jon Voight. A cowboy’s deal with a hustler gets him transferred to the prison ranch to work under a rodeo champion. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
? Crank ’06. Jason Statham. A hit man awakes to the news that he has been poisoned and will die in an hour unless he keeps adrenaline coursing through his body. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 9 P.M.
? The Crew ’00. Richard Dreyfuss. Four retired gangsters concoct a scheme to keep the rent low. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)
? The Crow ’94. Brandon Lee. A black bird resurrects a rock musician who then avenges his own murder and his fiancee’s. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
? The Crow: Salvation ’00. Kirsten Dunst. After he is wrongly executed for his lover’s murder, a young man is resurrected to avenge both their deaths. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)
? The Cutting Edge ’92. D.B. Sweeney. An ex-hockey player and a prima donna bicker as paired figure skaters shooting for the Olympics. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)
? The Cutting Edge 2: Going for the Gold ’06. Christy Carlson Romano. Two ice skaters develop a love-hate relationship while dreaming of Olympic glory. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)
? The Cutting Edge 3: Chasing the Dream ’08. Matt Lanter. An ice skater and his new partner develop feelings for each other while training to compete in Paris. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 6 P.M. (CC)
? The Cutting Edge: Fire & Ice ’10. Francia Raisa. A speed skater persuades a former figure skater to return to the ice as his partner. (NR) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 8 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
? Cyborg ’89. Jean-Claude Van Damme. Martial artist hunts killer in plague-infested future. (R) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
? Cyborg Soldier ’08. Bruce Greenwood. An engineer leads a group of military agents to find a genetically engineered assassin on the run. (R) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 2:30 P.M.
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? Daddy’s Little Girls ’07. Gabrielle Union. An unexpected romance blooms between a struggling mechanic and the attorney who is representing him in a custody battle for his young daughters. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)
? Dangerous Invitations ’02. Beverly Lynne. A couple’s attempt to spice up their sex life with a third partner yields nightmarish results. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Sun. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
? The Dark Knight ’08. Christian Bale. Batman battles a vicious criminal known as the Joker. (PG-13) (2:35) MAX: Mon. noon, Fri. 7:30 P.M. (CC)
? Dark Victory ’39. Bette Davis. An heiress with only months to live embarks on a social whirl, then marries her doctor. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 6 P.M. (CC)
? Darkness Falls ’03. Chaney Kley. The spirit of a woman who was lynched more than 150 years earlier haunts residents of a New England town. (PG-13) (1:30) STZ: Fri. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
? Day of the Dead ’08. Ving Rhames. After zombies take over the world, a group of survivors struggles to survive within a bunker. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. midnight, Thu. 3:30 A.M.
? The Day the Earth Stood Still ’08. Keanu Reeves. A woman and her stepson learn the chilling meaning behind the proclamation of an alien visitor that he is a “friend to the Earth.” (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 9:30 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
? De-Lovely ’04. Kevin Kline. Composer Cole Porter creates hit songs for Broadway musicals, marries a beautiful socialite and has liaisons with men. (PG-13) (2:10) SHO: Wed. 9:45 A.M.
? Dead Air ’09. Bill Moseley. Employees at a radio station fight for survival after terrorists unleash a biological weapon that makes people violent. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Tue. noon.
? Dead Man Walking ’95. Susan Sarandon. A nun helps a double murderer deal with his actions and prepare for his execution in a New Orleans prison. (R) (2:05) SHO: Thu. 11:30 P.M.
? The Dead One ’07. Wilmer Valderrama. A man dies, and an Aztec god reanimates him as a slave. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 9 A.M.
? Death Becomes Her ’92. Meryl Streep. An actress and an author fight over a plastic surgeon and the secret of eternal beauty. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)
? Death by Engagement ’05. Sascha Knopf. Two detectives investigate the murders of women who wear the same engagement ring. (NR) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 1 A.M.
? Deception ’08. Hugh Jackman. After a charismatic lawyer introduces him to an underground sex club, an accountant becomes the prime suspect in a woman’s disappearance. (R) (1:50) HBO: Sun. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
? Deep Blue Sea ’99. Thomas Jane. A marine biologist and her staff become the prey of scientifically altered sharks that have a hunger for human flesh. (R) (2:00) MTV: Sat. 10 P.M., midnight.
? Delirious ’05. Steve Buscemi. Les grows jealous of his new friend’s romance with a pop star. (NR) (1:50) TMC: Sat. 9:55 A.M. (CC)
? Desirable ’34. George Brent. The daughter of a famous movie actress finds herself romantically involved with one of her mother’s suitors. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 12:15 P.M.
? Destination Tokyo ’43. Cary Grant. A submarine captain handles Tokyo Bay, depth charges, a lodged bomb and a crewman’s rush appendectomy. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sat. 6 A.M. (CC)
? Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo ’99. Rob Schneider. A fish-tank cleaner housesitting for a gigolo destroys a $6,000 aquarium and must come up with a way to pay for it. (R) (1:30) ENC: Wed. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
? Devil in a Blue Dress ’95. Denzel Washington. A mortgage and no job force a black war hero to seek a mystery lady for a shady guy in 1948 Los Angeles. (R) (2:30) BET: Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)
? The Devil Wears Prada ’06. Meryl Streep. A young woman lands a job with a famous and diabolical editor of a New York fashion magazine. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 5 P.M.
? Diary of a Mad Black Woman ’05. Kimberly Elise. A woman must put her life back together after her husband of 18 years abruptly kicks her out of the house. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Fri. 10:30 P.M. (CC)
? Direct Contact ’09. Dolph Lundgren. An American prisoner in a Russian jail is given the chance for freedom if he is able to rescue a kidnapped American woman. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 11:15 P.M.
? Disaster Movie ’08. Matt Lanter. During a fateful night, a group of impossibly attractive 20-somethings must dodge a series of man-made and natural disasters. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 10 P.M.
? Disturbing Behavior ’98. James Marsden. High-school students suspect that sinister forces are controlling their too-perfect classmates. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 9:30 P.M.
? Dr. Dolittle 2 ’01. Eddie Murphy. To save an endangered species, a veterinarian who can talk to animals must reintroduce a performing bear to the wild. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Mon. 8:30 P.M., Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)
? Dr. T & the Women ’00. Richard Gere. A renowned gynecologist falls in love with a golf pro, as his wife regresses into childishness and his daughter prepares for her wedding. (R) (2:05) SHO: Fri. 4:25 P.M.
? Dodge City ’39. Errol Flynn. A Texas cattleman comes to Dodge City, Kan., with his buddies and dons a badge to clean it up. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 3:30 A.M. (CC)
? Double Duty ’09. Mimi Lesseos. A tough woman discovers her feminine side when she leaves the Marines and adjusts to civilian life. (NR) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 4:15 A.M.
? Double Take ’01. Eddie Griffin. Framed for money laundering, an investment banker switches places with a petty thief. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)
? Doubt ’08. Meryl Streep. Suspicions of child abuse fuel a traditionalist nun’s personal crusade against a popular priest who wants to reform her school’s strict customs. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Wed. 5:40 A.M., Thu. 3:05 P.M., 12:05 A.M. (CC)
? Down to Earth ’47. Rita Hayworth. The Greek goddess Terpsichore stars in a Broadway producer’s jazz show about the nine muses. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 4:45 P.M.
? Down to You ’00. Freddie Prinze Jr. Two collegians fall in love but have a bumpy affair due to mischievous roommates and the temptation to stray. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)
? Dragonball: Evolution ’09. Justin Chatwin. A young warrior must protect Earth from the vengeful Lord Piccolo by preventing seven mystical orbs from falling into Piccolo’s hands. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 9 A.M. (CC)
? Dream Lover ’94. James Spader. A Los Angeles architect learns his second wife is not who she claims to be. (R) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 2:45 A.M. (CC)
? Dreamcatcher ’03. Morgan Freeman. While staying at a cabin in the woods, telepathic friends confront aliens that are being hunted by the military. (R) (2:20) HBO: Fri. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
? Dreamgirls ’06. Jamie Foxx. After an ambitious manager gives them a shot at stardom, three singers learn that fame can carry a high personal cost. (PG-13) (2:45) TNT: Sun. 8 P.M., 10:45 P.M., Sat. 10:30 P.M. (CC)
? Duchess of Idaho ’50. Esther Williams. A water-ballet star falls for a band leader while in Sun Valley to help her friend woo a playboy. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 8:15 A.M.
? The Dukes of Hazzard ’05. Johnny Knoxville. Bo, Luke and Daisy Duke try to thwart a scheme by Boss Hogg involving a high-profile auto race. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. 11 A.M., 2 A.M. (CC)
? Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd ’03. Eric Christian Olsen. A corrupt principal puts two teenagers in a class for students with special needs. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 2 P.M., Thu. 10 A.M. (CC)
? The Dust Factory ’04. Armin Mueller-Stahl. A mute teenager finds himself in a fantasy world where he can talk and communicate with his grandfather. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 7:30 A.M.
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? The Edge of Never ’09. With the guidance of three experienced mentors, a teenager sets out to ski down the same dangerous mountain that claimed the life of his famous father nine years earlier. (NR) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 11 A.M.
? Eloise at the Plaza ’03. Julie Andrews. A 6-year-old girl causes problems for her British guardian, a prince and a hotel manager. (1:40) DIS: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. noon.
? End of Days ’99. Arnold Schwarzenegger. An ex-cop must protect a woman chosen by Satan to be the mother of the Antichrist. (R) (2:45) AMC: Thu. 12:15 P.M. (CC)
? Enough ’02. Jennifer Lopez. After running away fails, a terrified woman empowers herself in order to battle her abusive husband. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sun. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
? Enter the Dragon ’73. Bruce Lee. A kung fu expert is sent to infiltrate an island fortress. (R) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 11 P.M., Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
? Erin Brockovich ’00. Julia Roberts. A law clerk researching a client’s health case stumbles on a cover-up of a contaminated water supply in a desert town. (R) (3:00) WGN-A: Sat. midnight (CC)
? The Erotic Traveler 2: Object of Desire ’07. A compilation of episodes from the erotic series. (1:45) MAX: Sat. 12:20 A.M. (CC)
? Escape From L.A. ’96. Kurt Russell. The fascist U.S. president enlists a jailed war hero to retrieve a top-secret device stolen by his daughter on island Los Angeles in 2013. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 11 P.M., Wed. 3 P.M. (CC)
? Escape From the Planet of the Apes ’71. Roddy McDowall. Cornelius, Zira and Milo, apes from the future, escape to 1970s Los Angeles and pose a threat. (G) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 12:15 P.M. (CC)
? Every Little Step ’08. Filmmakers explore the development and legacy of the original “A Chorus Line” as dancers struggle through auditions for the show’s Broadway revival. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)
? Everybody’s Hobby ’39. Irene Rich. The talents of an amateur photographer and his radio-buff son become invaluable during a spectacular forest fire. (NR) (1:00) TCM: Thu. 11:30 A.M.
? Excess Baggage ’97. Alicia Silverstone. A thief ruins a young woman’s attempt to get ransom from her wealthy father by faking her own kidnapping. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Mon. 8:25 A.M. (CC)
? Explicit Ills ’08. Rosario Dawson. Citizens living on the lower rungs of South Philadelphia society live out their day-to-day lives and hope for something better. (R) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)
? The Express ’08. Dennis Quaid. Ernie Davis overcomes poverty and prejudice to win college football’s Heisman Trophy in 1961. (PG) (2:15) MAX: Wed. noon (CC)
? The Eye ’08. Jessica Alba. Following a double corneal transplant, a concert violinist perceives frightening images of a world that only she can see. (PG-13) (1:35) SHO: Sun. 10 A.M., 1:30 A.M.
? Eye for an Eye ’96. Sally Field. A slain girl’s mother considers vigilantism after police and the courts botch the case against the killer. (R) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 2 A.M. (CC)
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? Fairy Tale: A True Story ’97. Florence Hoath. A British girl and her cousin attract media attention with their photos of flying fairies. (PG) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 8 A.M.
? Faithful in My Fashion ’46. Donna Reed. A soldier home on leave learns his sweetheart got a promotion and engaged to another man. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 3:15 P.M.
? Family Diary ’62. Marcello Mastroianni. Two brothers who were separated following the death of their mother grow up to lead vastly different lives. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sun. 2 A.M.
? The Family Man ’00. Nicolas Cage. A Wall Street playboy wakes to find himself married to the college sweetheart he left in order to pursue a career 13 years earlier. (PG-13) (2:10) STZ: Sun. 2:40 P.M. (CC)
? The Fan ’96. Robert De Niro. A knife salesman kills to help his favorite San Francisco Giant, then kidnaps the athlete’s son when he seems ungrateful. (R) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
? Fargo ’96. Frances McDormand. A pregnant police chief probes the murderous events that evolved from a desperate car salesman’s kidnapping scheme. (R) (1:40) ENC: Thu. 10:30 P.M., Fri. 1:05 P.M. (CC)
? Fast & Furious ’09. Vin Diesel. Back in Los Angeles, fugitive Dom Torretto and agent Brian O’Conner reignite their feud but, then, must join forces against a common enemy. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 10:45 A.M., 9 P.M. (CC)
? The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift ’06. Lucas Black. An American street racer in Japan learns an exciting but dangerous new style and goes head-to-head with a local champion who has ties to the Yakuza. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 8 P.M.
? Fast Times at Ridgemont High ’82. Sean Penn. The teen scene includes a party-animal surfer, a pregnant girl and a fast-food worker. (R) (1:35) ENC: Mon. 9:40 P.M.
? Father’s Day ’97. Robin Williams. A woman tells each of two men that he is the father of her son. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 7:10 A.M. (CC)
? Female ’33. Ruth Chatterton. An auto-company president finds her right-hand man by process of elimination. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 8:30 A.M.
? Fighting ’09. Channing Tatum. A scam artist introduces a young man to New York’s bare-knuckle street-fighting circuit. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 10 P.M., 4:10 A.M. (CC)
? Finishing School ’34. Ginger Rogers. The posh facade of an exclusive girls school conceals the secret emotional weaknesses of its students. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 10:15 A.M.
? Firewall ’06. Harrison Ford. A vicious criminal kidnaps the family of a bank-security expert, forcing him to find a way to break into the theft-proof computer system he designed, to ransom his loved ones. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 11:30 A.M., Tue. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
? First Knight ’95. Sean Connery. King Arthur loves Guinevere and tries to keep her from the clutches of Lancelot and a land-grabber. (PG-13) (2:30) SHO: Mon. 2 A.M., Thu. 9 A.M., Sat. 5:30 P.M.
? Flashbacks of a Fool ’08. Daniel Craig. A fading star reminisces on his youth as he travels to his friend’s funeral. (R) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 11 P.M. (CC)
? Flubber ’97. Robin Williams. Enemies try to steal an absent-minded inventor’s flying rubber creation and his fiancee. (PG) (2:00) TBS: Mon. 3 A.M.
? The Flying Irishman ’39. Douglas Corrigan. Famed aviator Corrigan plays himself in this account of the error that earned him the nickname “Wrong Way” Corrigan. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 8 A.M.
? Footloose ’84. Kevin Bacon. A hip Chicago teen moves to a Midwestern town where, thanks to a pastor, dancing is outlawed. (PG) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
? For Those Who Think Young ’64. James Darren. A rich beach bum hangs out in a nightclub with his poor girlfriend and bearded beatnik buddy, Kelp. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 10:15 P.M.
? The Forbidden Kingdom ’08. Jackie Chan. A teenage fan of Hong Kong cinema finds a Chinese relic and travels back in time to help legendary martial-artists free the Monkey King. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 7:20 A.M., 6:10 P.M., Fri. 12:10 P.M., 10 P.M.
? Forbidden Warrior ’04. Marie Matiko. A woman skilled in swordplay and sorcery battles the offspring of a warlord and a band of pirates. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 8:45 A.M., Wed. 7:35 A.M. (CC)
? 40 Days and 40 Nights ’02. Josh Hartnett. A young man meets the girl of his dreams after vowing to avoid any physical contact with women during Lent. (R) (1:40) STZ: Sat. 12:40 A.M. (CC)
? 42nd Street ’33. Ruby Keeler. An understudy gets a shot at stardom when a Broadway performer is sidelined with a twisted ankle. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
? Four Brothers ’05. Mark Wahlberg. Diverse siblings reunite for revenge after learning about the murder of their adoptive mother. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sat. midnight.
? Foxes ’80. Jodie Foster. A San Fernando Valley Girl tries to keep her friends out of trouble and away from sex and drugs. (R) (2:00) SHO: Wed. 5 A.M.
? Fried Green Tomatoes ’91. Kathy Bates. A nursing-home resident regales a visitor with tales of the close friendship between two women in 1930s Alabama. (PG-13) (2:20) ENC: Sun. 3:40 P.M., Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)
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? The Game Plan ’07. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. A star football player tries to juggle his carefree lifestyle, his team’s bid for the championship and the needs of his newly discovered young daughter. (PG) (2:00) USA: Sun. 5 P.M., midnight (CC)
? Gangs of New York ’02. Leonardo DiCaprio. During the era of Tammany Hall’s sway, a young man vows vengeance on the vicious gangster who killed his father. (R) (3:30) AMC: Sun. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
? George A. Romero’s Diary of the Dead ’07. Michelle Morgan. A group of film students runs into real zombies while filming a horror movie. (R) (1:35) MAX: Fri. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
? Get Carter ’00. Sylvester Stallone. An enraged hit man embarks on a vengeful quest to find the perpetrators responsible for his brother’s death. (R) (1:45) ENC: Sun. 10:30 P.M., Mon. 4:35 P.M. (CC)
? Get Smart ’08. Steve Carell. Agent Maxwell Smart brings enthusiasm and ineptitude to the battle against KAOS. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Thu. 10 A.M., 7 P.M. (CC)
? Ghostbusters ’84. Bill Murray. Parapsychologists with nuclear guns go into business ridding New York of poltergeists. (PG) (2:30) COMEDY: Sat. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
? Ghostbusters II ’89. Bill Murray. Now the parapsychologists are trying to rid New York of stress-related pink slime. (PG) (2:30) COMEDY: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)
? Ghosts of Girlfriends Past ’09. Matthew McConaughey. Spirits of jilted lovers take a photographer on an odyssey through his many failed relationships to find out what made him such a cad, and if there is any hope for true love. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sat. 8 P.M., 12:30 A.M. (CC)
? Ghoulies ’85. Peter Liapis. A teen, his befuddled girlfriend, two benevolent elves and a nest of satanic creatures converge in a crumbling mansion. (PG-13) (1:25) MAX: Mon. 6:45 A.M. (CC)
? Gigantic ’08. Paul Dano. Romance sidetracks a mattress salesman who is on a quest to adopt a Chinese orphan. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 12:30 P.M., 8 P.M.
? Glitter ’01. Mariah Carey. A singer develops a volatile relationship with the disc jockey who opened the door to her success. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 2:15 P.M. (CC)
? Go Figure ’05. Jordan Hinson. A teenage figure skater must join the girls’ hockey team to obtain a scholarship at the school of a renowned coach. (1:40) DIS: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)
? God’s Country and the Woman ’36. George Brent. A feud develops between two lumber companies, one headed by a woman, to gain control of business and the forest. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 4:15 P.M. (CC)
? God’s Little Acre ’58. Robert Ryan. Based on the story by Erskine Caldwell. A farmer forces his sons to excavate his property to look for buried treasure. (GP) (2:15) TCM: Sun. 8 P.M.
? Gold Diggers of 1933 ’33. Joan Blondell. A songwriter’s big check puts chorus girls to work but incurs his brother’s wrath. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 9:45 P.M. (CC)
? The Golden Compass ’07. Nicole Kidman. In a parallel world, a girl sets out on an epic quest to save her best friend and other kidnapped children from the magisterium’s evil experiments. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Sat. 7:20 A.M. (CC)
? Good Luck Chuck ’07. Dane Cook. After meeting the woman of his dreams, a dentist must find a way to break a curse that causes each of his ex-lovers to find true love with her next boyfriend. (R) (2:00) USA: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)
? Goodbye, Mr. Chips ’39. Robert Donat. A strict British schoolteacher’s bride brings out the best in him. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 10 P.M. (CC)
? GoodFellas ’90. Robert De Niro. In the 1950s an Irish-Italian hoodlum joins the New York Mafia, but his mob career is not what he expected. (R) (3:00) AMC: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)
? The Goonies ’85. Sean Astin. Coastal Oregon kids follow the treasure map of pirate One-Eyed Willie past his deadly traps to gold. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Sat. 12:20 P.M. (CC)
? Goya’s Ghosts ’06. Javier Bardem. A Spanish Inquisitor’s plan to curry favor with his superiors backfires after he targets the muse of artist Francisco Goya. (R) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 4 A.M. (CC)
? Grace Is Gone ’07. John Cusack. A man takes his two young daughters on a road trip while searching for a way to tell them that their mother, a soldier, has been killed in Iraq. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
? Grandma’s Boy ’06. Doris Roberts. Evicted from his apartment, a video-game tester must live with his grandmother and her two friends. (R) (2:00) FX: Sat. 10 P.M.
? The Great Caruso ’51. Mario Lanza. Born in Naples in 1873, Enrico Caruso earns fame as one of the world’s greatest tenors and dies in 1921. (G) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 4 A.M. (CC)
? The Great Debaters ’07. Denzel Washington. In 1930s Texas, Mel Tolson inspires students at a predominately black college to form a debate team and strive for the national championship. (PG-13) (2:15) TMC: Sat. 7:40 A.M., 4:45 P.M. (CC)
? The Great Escape ’63. Steve McQueen. Allied soldiers dig a tunnel out of a Nazi prison camp, pocketfuls of dirt at a time. (NR) (3:00) TCM: Tue. 1 P.M. (CC)
? The Great Lie ’41. Bette Davis. A lost aviator’s socialite wife makes a deal with a pianist having his baby. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 2 A.M. (CC)
? The Great Outdoors ’88. Dan Aykroyd. A Chicago man and his family go camping with his obnoxious brother-in-law and his family. (PG) (2:00) CMT: Tue. 9 P.M., 11 P.M.
? The Great Sinner ’49. Gregory Peck. A lucky writer tries to get his girlfriend and her gambler father out of debt to a casino owner. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 2:15 P.M. (CC)
? Grizzly Rage ’07. Tyler Hoechlin. A bloodthirsty bear terrorizes a group of friends stranded in a forest. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 3 A.M.
? The Guilty Generation ’31. Leo Carrillo. A young man and woman from rival gangster families fall in love and secretly marry in the 1930s. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 6 A.M.
? Gunfight at the O.K. Corral ’57. Burt Lancaster. Doc Holliday joins Wyatt Earp and his brothers for a Tombstone showdown with the Clanton gang. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Thu. 10 P.M. (CC)
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? Hail the Conquering Hero ’44. Eddie Bracken. Preston Sturges’ satire about a sickly soldier discharged from duty and mistaken for a war hero when he returns home. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. noon.
? Halloween ’78. Donald Pleasence. John Carpenter’s chiller about an escaped maniac who returns to his Illinois hometown to continue his bloody rampage. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 6 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
? Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers ’88. Donald Pleasence. Dr. Loomis renews his hunt for killer Mike, who has escaped from the hospital once again. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)
? Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers ’89. Donald Pleasence. Dr. Loomis meets Mike’s 9-year-old niece, who seems to know when he’s going to kill next. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 4 A.M. (CC)
? The Hand That Rocks the Cradle ’92. Annabella Sciorra. To carry out her plan of revenge, an unhinged woman charms a Seattle couple into hiring her as a nanny. (R) (2:00) SHO: Fri. 6:30 P.M.
? Hannibal ’01. Anthony Hopkins. FBI agent Clarice Starling tries to locate cannibalistic Dr. Lecter before a disfigured victim exacts his revenge. (R) (2:45) MTV: Fri. 10 P.M., 12:45 A.M.
? Harriet the Spy ’96. Michelle Trachtenberg. Spying on and writing about family, friends and neighbors turn a preteen aspiring novelist into an outsider. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)
? Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets ’02. Daniel Radcliffe. The young wizard and his best friends investigate a dark force that is terrorizing their school, Hogwarts. (PG) (4:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire ’05. Daniel Radcliffe. Signs of Voldemort’s return emerge as Harry’s friends help him prepare for a tournament with Europe’s best student wizards. (PG-13) (3:30) ABCFAM: Sat. 7:30 P.M. (CC)
? Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban ’04. Daniel Radcliffe. The young wizard and his friends confront Sirius Black, a fugitive with ties to Harry’s past. (PG) (3:00) ABCFAM: Thu. 8 P.M., Sat. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
? Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone ’01. Daniel Radcliffe. An orphan attends a school of witchcraft and wizardry and pieces together the mystery of his parents’ deaths. (PG) (3:30) ABCFAM: Fri. 7:30 P.M., Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)
? Harvard Beats Yale 29-29 ’08. Undefeated football teams from Harvard and Yale face off in 1968. (NR) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 7 A.M.
? Hav Plenty ’97. Chenoa Maxwell. A wealthy young woman invites a friend, an aspiring New York novelist, to her family’s home for New Year’s Eve. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 4:25 A.M., Wed. 1:30 P.M., Sat. 4:15 A.M.
? Hellboy ’04. Ron Perlman. The son of the devil helps a top-secret organization investigate and destroy paranormal creatures. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Wed. 10 A.M.
? Hellboy II: The Golden Army ’08. Ron Perlman. Hellboy and his team face an underworld prince who plans to awaken a lethal army and use it to reclaim Earth for his magical kindred. (PG-13) (2:05) MAX: Tue. noon (CC)
? Her Best Move ’07. Leah Pipes. Encouraged by her best friend, a 15-year-old soccer prodigy learns to live like a normal teenager. (G) (1:40) DIS: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. noon.
? Her Husband’s Affairs ’47. Lucille Ball. A wacky woman somehow gets the credit for her husband’s advertising genius. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
? Herbie Rides Again ’74. Helen Hayes. Volkswagen Herbie rallies four-wheeled relatives to help his new owner and friend save a San Francisco firehouse. (G) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
? He’s Just Not That Into You ’09. Ben Affleck. Friends and lovers try to navigate their way through the complexities of modern relationships, sometimes misconstruing the true intentions of the opposite sex. (PG-13) (2:15) MAX: Sun. 4:45 P.M., Thu. 10:30 A.M., 12:35 A.M. (CC)
? High and Low ’63. Toshir?? Mifune. An executive on the outs with his company gets in deeper when he pays off kidnappers who have abducted the wrong boy. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Tue. 10:45 P.M. (CC)
? Highlander: The Source ’07. Adrian Paul. Duncan MacLeod and a group of companions embark on a quest to discover the origin of their immortality. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 11 P.M.
? Hijacking Hollywood ’97. Henry Thomas. A recent film-school graduate encounters low wages, tyranny and blackmail in an entry-level job in movies. (NR) (1:35) TMC: Mon. 10:55 A.M., 5:45 A.M. (CC)
? The Hills Have Eyes 2 ’07. Michael McMillian. Cannibalistic mutants attack a group of National Guardsmen investigating a distress signal in the New Mexican desert. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sun. 12:09 A.M.
? The Hills Have Thighs ’08. Mona Lisa Johnson. Appalachian folks investigate the sudden disappearance of a local icon. (NR) (1:20) MAX: Mon. 1:45 A.M., TMC: Wed. 2:10 A.M. (CC)
? A History of Violence ’05. Viggo Mortensen. Vicious criminals continue to harass a man and his wife after he thwarts a robbery attempt at his diner. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Fri. 2 A.M.
? Hoffa ’92. Jack Nicholson. Teamsters union boss Jimmy Hoffa makes mob deals, organizes a bitter strike, faces powerful public figures and finally, disappears without a trace. (R) (2:30) HBO: Mon. 3:45 A.M. (CC)
? Holiday Heart ’00. Ving Rhames. A drag queen mourning the loss of his lover takes in a drug addict and her daughter. (R) (2:00) BET: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)
? Hollow Reed ’96. Martin Donovan. A father’s homosexuality and the abusive behavior of a mother’s lover are issues in a child-custody battle. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sat. 3 P.M.
? Hollywood Homicide ’03. Harrison Ford. A veteran Los Angeles detective and his partner investigate the slaying of a rap group. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Wed. 11 P.M., Thu. 8 A.M.
? A Home at the End of the World ’04. Colin Farrell. A man moves to New York and falls in love with the roommate of his homosexual friend. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 5:05 A.M. (CC)
? Honey, I Blew Up the Kid ’92. Rick Moranis. The wacky inventor who shrunk the kids makes his 2-year-old boy the size of a Las Vegas casino. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Sun. 7:15 A.M. (CC)
? Hook ’91. Dustin Hoffman. Aided by Tinker Bell, a corporate lawyer turns into Peter Pan to rescue his children from Captain Hook. (PG) (3:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)
? Hot Fuzz ’07. Simon Pegg. A British constable feels certain foul play is afoot when a series of grisly accidents rocks his quiet village. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu. 2:30 A.M., Fri. 2 P.M. (CC)
? Hour of the Gun ’67. James Garner. Wyatt Earp deputizes Doc Holliday and forms a posse to hunt Ike Clanton and his gang. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 12:15 A.M. (CC)
? Housewife ’34. Bette Davis. An adman almost leaves his wife for a copywriter who boosts his business. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 1:30 P.M.
? How the Garcia Girls Spent Their Summer ’05. Elizabeth Pe??a. Romance blooms for members of a Mexican-American family. (R) (2:10) TMC: Tue. 12:45 P.M.
? How to Be a Player ’97. Bill Bellamy. A womanizer’s sister and girlfriend study him for anthropology class, then try to reform him. (R) (2:00) BET: Wed. 1 P.M. (CC)
? How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days ’03. Kate Hudson. A columnist tries to make a man dump her, but he bets his boss that she will fall in love. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Fri. 9 P.M. (CC)
? Howard the Duck ’86. Lea Thompson. Talking Howard of Duck World lands in Cleveland, meets a punk rocker and saves Earth. (PG) (1:55) ENC: Sat. 6:05 P.M. (CC)
? Hush ’05. Tori Spelling. A married man must deal with an obsessive former girlfriend after he moves back to his hometown. (2:00) FX: Tue. 10:30 A.M., Wed. 8 A.M.
? The Hustle ’03. Markee Lawain Adams. Targeted by con artists, two aspiring rappers try to raise $25,000 to pay for a record deal. (R) (2:00) BET: Thu. 9 P.M., 1 A.M.
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? I Accuse ’03. John Hannah. A woman faces resentment from townspeople after claiming a doctor drugged and raped her. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 2:30 A.M.
? I Am Omega ’07. Mark Dacascos. Zombies threaten the existence of the lone human in a post-apocalpytic world. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Thu. 3 A.M.
? I Come in Peace ’90. Dolph Lundgren. An alien policeman and an FBI agent hunt an alien hulk which kills for heroin in Houston. (R) (1:35) MAX: Sun. 12:45 A.M. (CC)
? I Live in Fear ’55. Toshir?? Mifune. Believing that nuclear holocaust is imminent, an elderly industrialist decides to move his family to Brazil. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
? I Married an Angel ’42. Nelson Eddy. A playboy fantasizes what life might be like if he was married to the woman of his dreams. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 1:45 P.M.
? Ice Princess ’05. Joan Cusack. A teen risks disappointing her mother by forgoing college plans to become a champion figure skater. (G) (2:00) DIS: Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. noon (CC)
? In Hell ’03. Jean-Claude Van Damme. A man kills his wife’s murderer and is sent to a prison where the warden sets up brutal battles between inmates. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sat. 12:09 A.M.
? The In-Laws ’03. Michael Douglas. Days before his son’s wedding, a globe-trotting CIA agent entangles his future in-law in a series of adventures. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
? Independence Day ’96. Will Smith. A fighter pilot, a computer whiz and others fight back after 15-mile-wide alien ships zap Earth’s major cities. (PG-13) (3:00) ABCFAM: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
? Inkheart ’09. Brendan Fraser. A man with the ability to bring storybook characters to life accidentally summons one of the most-evil beings in literature. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 10 A.M., Wed. 1:30 P.M., Sat. 8:15 A.M., 4 P.M. (CC)
? The International ’09. Clive Owen. An Interpol agent and a New York prosecutor join forces to shut down a powerful bank’s funding of terrorism. (R) (2:00) STZ: Wed. 1:40 A.M., Thu. 9:20 A.M., 5:10 P.M. (CC)
? The Irish in Us ’35. James Cagney. A boxer and his policeman brother feud over a police captain’s daughter. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 9:15 A.M. (CC)
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? Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer ’07. Trevor Matthews. A plumber finds an outlet for his violent temper when his science professor turns into a monster. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
? The Jacket ’05. Adrien Brody. Cared for by a physician, an amnesiac Gulf War veteran has violent flashbacks and visions of the future. (R) (1:50) STZ: Tue. 4:10 A.M. (CC)
? The Jacksons: An American Dream ’92. Lawrence-Hilton Jacobs. The Gary, Ind., Jacksons guide Michael and their other children to show-business success; features 38 songs. (5:00) VH1: Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)
? Jawbreaker ’99. Rose McGowan. Popular high-school girls scurry to cover up when a wild prank on a fellow student goes terribly wrong. (R) (2:00) FX: Fri. midnight, Sat. 8:30 A.M.
? Joe Somebody ’01. Tim Allen. A man takes lessons from a martial-arts expert after a bully humiliates him in front of his daughter. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Fri. 7:45 A.M. (CC)
? John Carpenter’s Ghosts of Mars ’01. Ice Cube. An intergalactic cop and her team join forces with a dangerous criminal to battle supernatural warriors. (R) (1:40) MAX: Thu. 2:35 P.M. (CC)
? John Q ’02. Denzel Washington. A desperate man takes hostages at a hospital in order to force doctors to save his dying son. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Sun. noon (CC)
? Joy Fielding’s The Other Woman ’08. Josie Bissett. A sexy young student tells a woman that she is going to steal her husband. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)
? Jurassic Park III ’01. Sam Neill. A paleontologist and a couple outrun cloned dinosaurs after their plane crashes on an island. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Wed. 11 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)
? Juwanna Mann ’02. Miguel A. N????ez. Jr. Banned from the NBA, a basketball player dresses in drag in order to play in a woman’s league. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Wed. 8 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
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? The Karate Kid ’84. Ralph Macchio. A New Jersey teen moves to California, meets bullies and learns karate from a handyman, Mr. Miyagi. (PG) (2:10) ENC: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
? The Karate Kid Part II ’86. Ralph Macchio. Mr. Miyagi returns to Okinawa with his karate student and meets an old foe’s challenge to a duel. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Sat. 10:10 P.M. (CC)
? Karla ’06. Laura Prepon. Paul Bernardo and his wife, Karla, commit rape, torture and murder. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 5 P.M., Tue. 9 P.M. (CC)
? The Keyhole ’33. Kay Francis. A private eye follows a millionaire’s wife to Havana, where they fall in love. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 9:45 A.M.
? Killer Movie ’08. Paul Wesley. A TV crew becomes stranded in a small town with a killer. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sat. 10:35 P.M., 1:50 A.M.
? King of California ’07. Michael Douglas. Just released from a mental institution, an unstable musician tries to convince his daughter that there is Spanish gold buried in the suburbs. (PG-13) (1:35) SHO: Mon. 5:25 P.M., Thu. 11:25 A.M.
? King of the Hill ’93. Jesse Bradford. A bright boy from a troubled family grows up in a seedy hotel in 1930s St. Louis. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sat. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
? Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang ’05. Robert Downey Jr. Hoping to land a movie role, a thief learns investigative techniques from a detective. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 7:30 A.M., 2 A.M. (CC)
? Kiss Me Deadly ’55. Ralph Meeker. Mickey Spillane’s private eye Mike Hammer follows bad guys and blondes to a smoking box. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 8:30 A.M.
? Kit Kittredge: An American Girl ’08. Abigail Breslin. After a hobo boy is accused of a string of robberies in Depression-era Cincinnati, a girl and her pals go on a hunt for the real culprit. (G) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 6:15 A.M., Thu. 6 A.M. (CC)
? The Kite Runner ’07. Khalid Abdalla. After many years living in the U.S., an Afghan novelist returns to his Taliban-controlled homeland to learn the fate of the son of his murdered friend. (PG-13) (2:15) TMC: Mon. 2:15 P.M., Thu. 1:45 P.M.
? Kitten With a Whip ’64. Ann-Margret. A reform-school runaway and her wild cohorts coerce a respectable politician into driving them to Mexico. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 2 A.M.
? Knocked Up ’07. Seth Rogen. A rising journalist and an irresponsible slacker ponder their future after a boozy one-night stand results in a pregnancy. (R) (2:30) E!: Sun. 3 P.M., 7:30 P.M.
? K-PAX ’01. Kevin Spacey. A psychiatrist tries to determine how best to help a patient who convincingly claims to be from a distant galaxy. (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Tue. 2:40 P.M. (CC)
? Kung Fu Panda ’08. Voices of Jack Black. Animated. Chosen to fulfill an ancient prophecy, a clumsy panda must become a martial-arts master and defend his people from a villainous snow leopard. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 9:30 A.M., 6:15 P.M. (CC)
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? La Cucina ’07. Christina Hendricks. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 1:30 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M.
? The Ladykillers ’04. Tom Hanks. Five thieves try to kill an old woman after she learns about their elaborate heist. (R) (2:00) USA: Thu. 8 A.M., Fri. 2 A.M. (CC)
? Lakeview Terrace ’08. Samuel L. Jackson. A police officer, the self-proclaimed watchdog of his neighborhood, becomes increasingly hostile toward the interracial couple next door. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Thu. 3:35 P.M., 12:10 A.M., Fri. 9:15 A.M. (CC)
? Larva ’05. Vincent Ventresca. A meat-packing company’s experimental additive yields mutated insect larva that may infest the nation’s food supply. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Fri. 3 A.M.
? The Last Castle ’01. Robert Redford. A court-martialed general leads a revolt against a corrupt warden in a military prison. (R) (2:10) MAX: Tue. 2:05 P.M. (CC)
? The Last Days of Left Eye ’06. A profile of Lisa Lopez, the enigmatic singer from TLC. (NR) (2:00) VH1: Thu. 1 A.M.
? The Last House on the Left ’09. Tony Goldwyn. After their daughter is assaulted and left for dead, a couple take revenge on the assailants, who have taken shelter at the couple’s house. (R) (1:50) MAX: Tue. 10 P.M. (CC)
? The Last Picture Show ’71. Timothy Bottoms. The lives of high schoolers, a debutante and others overlap in a dying 1950s Texas town. (R) (2:10) ENC: Mon. 1:20 A.M. (CC)
? Last Tango in Paris ’73. Marlon Brando. An American expatriate looks for an apartment in Paris and finds a sex partner. (NC-17) (2:15) MAX: Sun. 2:50 A.M. (CC)
? The Lavender Hill Mob ’51. Alec Guinness. A meek clerk, his buddy and crooks melt hijacked Bank of England gold into Eiffel Tower souvenirs. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 11:30 A.M.
? Lawrence of Arabia ’62. Peter O’Toole. Controversial British officer T.E. Lawrence learns the culture of Arabs and unites their tribes against the Turks. (PG) (4:00) TCM: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
? A League of Their Own ’92. Tom Hanks. The All-American Girls Professional Baseball League begins in 1943 with a major-league has-been as a manager. (PG) (2:10) ENC: Wed. 5:50 P.M. (CC)
? Lean on Me ’89. Morgan Freeman. Principal Joe Clark goes to bat against drugs, crime and bad grades in his Paterson, N.J., high school. (PG-13) (2:30) BET: Sun. 6:30 P.M., Mon. 1 P.M. (CC)
? Leatherheads ’08. George Clooney. A 1920s football star tries to boost his sagging sport while vying for a newswoman’s affections. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 7 A.M. (CC)
? Legally Blonde ’01. Reese Witherspoon. A sorority queen enrolls in Harvard to prove to her former boyfriend that she has more than good looks. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Thu. 8 P.M., 3 A.M.
? Lenny ’74. Dustin Hoffman. 1950s comic Lenny Bruce spurs controversy with his drug use, graphic language and marriage to a stripper. (R) (2:00) MAX: Mon. 5:15 A.M. (CC)
? Leprechaun ’92. Warwick Davis. An Irish fairy escapes from a crate and goes on a gory quest for his 100 stolen gold coins. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 4 P.M., 1 A.M.
? Leprechaun 2 ’94. Warwick Davis. A malevolent leprechaun seeks to fulfill a 1,000-year-old curse by enslaving an alluring Californian. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 2 P.M., 3 A.M.
? Leprechaun 3 ’95. Warwick Davis. The diminutive demon meets his match when a college student becomes contaminated with leprechaun blood. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. noon.
? Leprechaun 4 in Space ’96. Warwick Davis. An evil leprechaun holds an alien princess hostage so he can marry her and rule the universe. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Wed. 10 A.M.
? Liberty Stands Still ’02. Linda Fiorentino. Perched in a building, a sniper threatens to kill the wife of a gun manufacturer if she hangs up the phone. (R) (1:40) HBO: Sun. 4:20 A.M. (CC)
? The Librarian: Quest for the Spear ’04. Noah Wyle. A caretaker beneath a metropolitan library protects magical artifacts from those who would use them to do evil. (2:00) TBS: Fri. 11:40 P.M.
? Lilly Turner ’33. Ruth Chatterton. Three men play integral roles in a woman’s tormented romantic life. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 11 A.M.
? Lions for Lambs ’07. Robert Redford. The experiences of two soldiers in Afghanistan ties together separate stories unfolding in California and Washington, D.C. (R) (1:35) SHO: Wed. 11:55 A.M. (CC)
? Little Black Book ’04. Brittany Murphy. To learn more about his past, a young woman interviews three of her boyfriend’s former sweethearts. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sat. 12:30 P.M.
? Little Children ’06. Kate Winslet. A dissatisfied housewife and the husband of a documentary filmmaker have secret trysts while their spouses are at work. (R) (2:20) MAX: Fri. 5 A.M. (CC)
? The Little Vampire ’00. Jonathan Lipnicki. Misunderstood vampires enlist a California boy living in Scotland to help them retrieve an amulet that will make them human. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Sun. 9:10 A.M. (CC)
? Little Women ’94. Winona Ryder. Louisa May Alcott’s classic story of the lives, loves and triumphs of four sisters in Civil War-era New England. (PG) (2:30) E!: Sun. 7 A.M.
? Live Free or Die Hard ’07. Bruce Willis. John McClane grapples with a villain who plans to shut down the United States by attacking the country’s vulnerable computer infrastructure. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Tue. 7 P.M., Wed. 5 P.M.
? Living on Velvet ’35. George Brent. Believing that fate has intervened on his behalf, a reckless aviator changes his ways after surviving a plane crash. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 2:45 P.M.
? The Lizzie McGuire Movie ’03. Hilary Duff. After graduating from junior high school, a teenager travels to Rome and meets a pop singer. (PG) (1:45) DIS: Sun. 9 P.M., Mon. noon (CC)
? Lord Jim ’65. Peter O’Toole. A merchant seaman is branded a coward after he abandons ship during a fatal hurricane. Based on Joseph Conrad’s novel. (NR) (2:45) TCM: Sat. 2:45 A.M. (CC)
? Love for Sale ’08. Jackie Long. A deliveryman lands in hot water when a seductive woman pays for his companionship. (R) (2:30) BET: Fri. 1 A.M., Sat. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
? Lower Learning ’08. Jason Biggs. The vice principal of an elementary school rallies the lazy teachers and tries to expose the principal’s corruption. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 3 P.M. (CC)
? The Luck of the Irish ’01. Ryan Merriman. A teenager must battle for a gold charm to keep his family from being controlled by an evil leprechaun. (1:40) DIS: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. noon (CC)
? The Lucky Ones ’08. Rachel McAdams. Three soldiers bond during an unexpected road trip across the country. (R) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 7 P.M., Thu. 1 P.M., 1:35 A.M.
? Lymelife ’08. Alec Baldwin. An 1970s New Jersey a teen longs to date a pretty friend while the marriage of his dysfunctional parents crumbles and his brother prepares to go to war. (R) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 4:25 P.M., Sat. 12:45 P.M.
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? Macao ’52. Robert Mitchum. A torch singer and an adventurer join forces in a tropical port city to trap a racketeer. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 4:15 P.M. (CC)
? Made of Honor ’08. Patrick Dempsey. A commitment-shy guy realizes he is in love with his best friend and accepts a spot in her bridal party in the hope of stopping her wedding. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 9:15 A.M., 4:05 P.M., Thu. 6:10 A.M. (CC)
? The Magician ’26. Alice Terry. Silent. A sorcerer needs the blood of a virgin to complete an ancient formula for creating life. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. midnight.
? Maid in Manhattan ’02. Jennifer Lopez. A senatorial candidate falls for a chambermaid after he mistakes her for a guest at the hotel. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 6 P.M., Sat. 3 P.M.
? Mallrats ’95. Shannen Doherty. Two heartbroken youths seek solace in a shopping mall. (R) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 6:20 P.M. (CC)
? Man of the House ’05. Tommy Lee Jones. A taciturn Texas Ranger goes under cover as a coach to protect a group of college cheerleaders who witnessed a murder. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sat. 10:30 A.M.
? The Manchurian Candidate ’04. Denzel Washington. A troubled Gulf War veteran becomes suspicious after a powerful senator’s son becomes a candidate for vice president. (R) (2:30) FX: Fri. 10 A.M.
? Mannequin: On the Move ’91. Kristy Swanson. The statue of a hexed Bavarian maiden comes to life for its keeper in a Philadelphia department store. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
? Marley & Me ’08. Owen Wilson. Newlyweds John and Jenny Grogan adopt a playful puppy named Marley, who soon grows into an incorrigible handful. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 3:15 P.M., Thu. 5 P.M. (CC)
? Mask ’85. Eric Stoltz. Teenage Rocky Dennis whose face is misshapen by a rare disease has a wild mother who instills confidence in him. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Thu. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
? Masterson of Kansas ’54. George Montgomery. Bat Masterson, Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday join forces to thwart a cattleman’s plans to involve Indians in a range war. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 2 A.M.
? Matchstick Men ’03. Nicolas Cage. After meeting his daughter for the first time, a con man and his partner try to swindle a boorish businessman. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)
? Max Payne ’08. Mark Wahlberg. A maverick cop faces a supernatural battle when he descends into a dark underworld to find those who killed his family and his partner. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)
? Maximum Risk ’96. Jean-Claude Van Damme. Federal agents and the Russian Mafia chase a French policeman on a mission in New York City. (R) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 1 A.M. (CC)
? Me, Myself & Irene ’00. Jim Carrey. Nice-guy Charlie and aggressive Hank, the two personalities of a Rhode Island state trooper, fight over the same woman. (R) (3:00) FX: Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 5 P.M.
? Meet Dave ’08. Eddie Murphy. Tiny aliens explore the wilderness of New York City in a human-sized spaceship modeled after their captain. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 10 A.M., Fri. 6 P.M. (CC)
? Meet Me in Las Vegas ’56. Dan Dailey. A ballerina brings casino luck to a gambling rancher, until they fall in love. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 8:15 A.M. (CC)
? Meet the Browns ’08. Tyler Perry. Soon after losing her job, a single mother takes her brood to Georgia for her father’s funeral and meets his uproarious clan for the first time. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 9:30 P.M.
? Meet the Spartans ’08. Sean Maguire. King Leonidas and his strapping warriors rise up to defend Sparta from invading Persians, bad punch-lines and celebrity look-alikes. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 11 A.M. (CC)
? Meltdown: Days of Destruction ’06. Casper Van Dien. A policeman tries to save his loved ones from a heat wave as the Earth hurtles toward the sun. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Tue. 11 P.M.
? Men in Black ’97. Tommy Lee Jones. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 2 P.M.
? Men in Black II ’02. Tommy Lee Jones. Two interstellar agents try to stop an alien disguised as a lingerie model from destroying the world. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 8:30 P.M. (CC)
? Men of Honor ’00. Robert De Niro. The U.S. Navy’s first black diver battles a salty chief, racial prejudice and a crippling setback. (R) (2:15) HBO: Thu. 1 A.M. (CC)
? Menace II Society ’93. Tyrin Turner. Drugs and violence fill the lives of an inner-city youth and his friends. (R) (2:00) BET: Tue. 1 P.M. (CC)
? The Mexican ’01. Brad Pitt. A bungling gangster must reform to please his girlfriend but still has one last job to fulfill. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
? Mickey’s Great Clubhouse Hunt ’07. Voices of Wayne Allwine. Animated. Mickey Mouse must save his friends after his clubhouse mysteriously disappears. (NR) (:55) DIS: Mon. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
? Milk ’08. Sean Penn. In San Francisco, Harvey Milk becomes the first openly gay man elected to a notable U.S. public office, before being assassinated by Dan White in 1978. (R) (2:10) HBO: Wed. 3:10 A.M. (CC)
? The Mind Reader ’33. Warren William. A medicine show faker decides that more money stands to be made in the unexploited business of mind reading. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Tue. 8:45 A.M.
? Miracle Dogs Too ’06. Charles Durning. After moving to a new town, a 10-year-old boy finds two dogs that have the power to heal. (NR) (1:25) TMC: Sun. 7:20 A.M., Fri. 6 A.M., 5 P.M.
? Miss Congeniality ’00. Sandra Bullock. An image consultant transforms a tomboyish FBI agent into a beauty queen so she can work under cover. (PG-13) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
? Miss March ’09. Zach Cregger. A young man awakens from a four-year coma and discovers that his virginal high-school sweetheart is now a centerfold model in Playboy magazine. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 7 P.M., Thu. 10 P.M. (CC)
? Miss Pinkerton ’32. Joan Blondell. Nurse Pinkerton uses her uncanny ability to spot clues to solve a puzzling murder. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Mon. 6 A.M.
? Mr. Mom ’83. Michael Keaton. An automotive engineer’s wife gets a job, and he stays home with the children, housework and housewives. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Sat. 4 A.M. (CC)
? Mr. North ’88. Anthony Edwards. A 1920s Ivy Leaguer caters to the rich in Newport, R.I. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Fri. 7:25 A.M.
? The Mod Squad ’99. Claire Danes. Three street punks become undercover cops to avoid jail. (R) (1:35) SHO: Sun. 2:30 P.M., Wed. 3:15 A.M., Sat. 2:40 A.M.
? Monsters, Inc. ’01. Voices of John Goodman. Animated. A blue behemoth and his one-eyed assistant work in a giant factory that exists to scare children. (G) (1:40) ENC: Sun. 8:50 A.M., Tue. 9 A.M., 6:20 P.M., 5:40 A.M. (CC)
? Monsters vs. Aliens ’09. Voices of Reese Witherspoon. Animated. A giant woman, a bug-headed scientist and a gelatinous mass are among the ragtag monsters that must defend Earth from a rampaging alien robot. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 5:15 P.M., Tue. 12:45 P.M., 8 P.M. (CC)
? Most Wanted ’97. Keenen Ivory Wayans. Convicted of murder, a condemned Marine is rescued and recruited by the commander of a secret squad. (R) (2:00) FX: Thu. 10:30 A.M., Fri. 8 A.M.
? Mother Ghost ’02. Mark Thompson. Mourning the death of his mother, a man finds a piece of her jewelry that changes his life. (NR) (1:25) TMC: Wed. 9:10 A.M.
? Mother’s Boys ’94. Jamie Lee Curtis. A deserter returns to Los Angeles, determined to win back her husband and three sons. (R) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 4:30 P.M.
? Mozart & the Whale ’05. Josh Hartnett. Two people become lovers while struggling with Asperger’s syndrome, a form of autism. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 8 A.M.
? Mr. & Mrs. Smith ’05. Brad Pitt. A husband and wife are unaware that each is an international assassin who has just been assigned to kill the other. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Mon. 7 P.M., Tue. 4 P.M.
? Mr. Brooks ’07. Kevin Costner. A detective dogs a serial killer’s trail, while the killer’s voyeuristic neighbor blackmails him into continuing his deadly hobby. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)
? Mulan ’98. Voices of Ming-Na Wen. Animated. A Chinese maiden disguises herself as a man to take her father’s place in battle against invading Huns. (G) (1:35) DIS: Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)
? Multiplicity ’96. Michael Keaton. Cloning enables a harried family man to step back from life’s responsibilities, a situation that becomes irreversible. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Wed. 7:15 A.M. (CC)
? The Mummy Returns ’01. Brendan Fraser. Two evil forces believe the 9-year-old son of adventurer Rick O’Connell is the key to the reincarnation of Isis. (PG-13) (2:20) STZ: Fri. 8:10 A.M., 4:30 P.M., 2:10 A.M. (CC)
? The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor ’08. Brendan Fraser. Rick O’Connell and his family fight an ancient emperor bent on world conquest. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 6 P.M., Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
? Music Within ’07. Ron Livingston. After losing most of his hearing in the Vietnam War, Richard Pimentel becomes a motivational speaker and a driving force behind the Americans With Disabilities Act. (R) (1:35) TMC: Fri. 3:25 P.M., 4:25 A.M.
? The Musketeer ’01. Catherine Deneuve. Young D’Artagnan sets out to join the musketeers and avenge his parents’ deaths. Based on the Alexandre Dumas classic. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Fri. 2:45 P.M. (CC)
? My Best Friend’s Girl ’08. Dane Cook. Complications crop up when an unlikable cad dates his best pal’s ex-girlfriend in the pal’s scheme to convince her to go back to him. (R) (2:00) SHO: Thu. 8 P.M.
? My Darling Clementine ’46. Henry Fonda. Lawman Wyatt Earp and gambler Doc Holliday shoot it out with the Clantons at the OK Corral. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)
? My Name Is Bruce ’07. Bruce Campbell. Oregon townspeople recruit “Evil Dead” star Bruce Campbell to battle real demons. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 1:30 P.M.
? My Wild Irish Rose ’47. Dennis Morgan. Irish balladeer Chauncey Olcott charms Lillian Russell and an alderman’s daughter in 1890s New York. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 10:45 A.M. (CC)
? The Mysteries of Pittsburgh ’08. Sienna Miller. A recent college graduate experiences a defining summer by angering his gangster father and exploring love, sexuality and the enigmas of life in a big city. (R) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 12:30 A.M. (CC)
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? The Nanny Diaries ’07. Scarlett Johansson. A college student tries to manage her studies, a new boyfriend and the rotten child in her care when she takes a job with a rich but dysfunctional family. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 9 P.M., midnight (CC)
? National Lampoon’s Barely Legal ’03. Erik von Detten. Three sex-obsessed teenagers try to find actors to perform in a pornographic movie. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu. 2 P.M., Fri. 10 A.M. (CC)
? The Negotiator ’98. Samuel L. Jackson. A framed police negotiator takes hostages and demands to speak with a counterpart from another precinct. (R) (2:30) WGN-A: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)
? The Neighbor ’07. Matthew Modine. Jeff falls for a new neighbor, who wants him to move out for a planned renovation. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 6 A.M., Sat. 6 A.M., 1:20 P.M.
? Never Back Down ’08. Djimon Hounsou. A rebellious teenager learns to fight from a veteran of mixed martial arts after joining an underground fight club. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Thu. 1:05 P.M., 9:05 P.M., Fri. 6:10 A.M. (CC)
? Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist ’08. Michael Cera. A chance encounter leads to two music lovers setting out together on a quest to find a legendary band’s secret show. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 4:05 A.M.
? Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist ’08. Michael Cera. A chance encounter leads to two music lovers setting out together on a quest to find a legendary band’s secret show. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Wed. 12:35 P.M. (CC)
? Night of the Living Dead ’68. Duane Jones. People hide in a house from carnivorous walking corpses revived by radiation fallout. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Wed. 9 A.M. (CC)
? The Nightmare Before Christmas ’93. Voices of Danny Elfman. Animated. The Pumpkin King gives the yuletide season a touch of Halloween in an animated tale from the mind of Tim Burton. (PG) (1:30) SYFY: Sun. 3:30 P.M.
? Nights in Rodanthe ’08. Richard Gere. Two troubled souls find comfort and a life-changing romance during a stormy weekend at a North Carolina inn. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 4:15 P.M., Thu. 1 P.M. (CC)
? No Country for Old Men ’07. Tommy Lee Jones. An aging lawman reflects on his past and laments a changing world while trying to find and protect a hunter who took the cash from a drug deal gone bad. (R) (2:30) USA: Fri. 12:30 P.M., 11:30 P.M. (CC)
? Nothing Like the Holidays ’08. John Leguizamo. Secret revelations, major life-changes and inevitable bickering mark a Chicago family’s Christmas reunion. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Mon. 7:20 P.M., 2:50 A.M., Sat. 2:20 A.M. (CC)
? Nothing to Lose ’97. Martin Lawrence. A dispirited white ad executive teams up with a black car-jacker for a crime spree. (R) (1:40) STZ: Tue. 9:20 A.M. (CC)
? Nutty Professor II: The Klumps ’00. Eddie Murphy. In an attempt to remove Buddy Love from his subconscious, professor Klump accidentally creates him as a separate person. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 8 A.M., 2 A.M.
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? Observe and Report ’09. Seth Rogen. A mall security officer tries to impress his dream girl and prove his worthiness for a coveted spot at the police academy by collaring a flasher. (R) (1:25) MAX: Thu. 9:05 A.M., 8:30 P.M. (CC)
? Obsessed ’09. Idris Elba. A successful, happily married executive becomes the object of unwanted affection from a temp worker at his company. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Thu. 7:30 A.M., 7:10 P.M., 2:10 A.M. (CC)
? October Sky ’99. Jake Gyllenhaal. Not wanting to be a miner, a young West Virginian builds rockets with his friends and later becomes a NASA scientist. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 1 P.M. (CC)
? One-Eyed Monster ’08. Amber Benson. An alien stalks Ron Jeremy and other porn stars during a shoot. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 1 A.M.
? Open Range ’03. Robert Duvall. Cattle herdsmen unite to battle a ruthless rancher and his henchmen in 1882. (R) (2:52) USA: Mon. 1:08 A.M. (CC)
? The Original Kings of Comedy ’00. Cedric the Entertainer. Spike Lee directed this document of an evening of stand-up comedy performed by four prominent black entertainers. (R) (2:00) TMC: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)
? Out for a Kill ’03. Steven Seagal. An archaeologist battles Chinese gangsters after uncovering a scheme to smuggle drugs. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sat. 9 A.M.
? Out of Sight ’98. George Clooney. The mutual attraction between a federal marshal and an escaped convict interferes with their goals. (R) (3:00) WE: Sat. 1 P.M.
? The Outlaw ’43. Jane Russell. Billy the Kid, Doc Holliday and Pat Garrett hang out with a hussy. (G) (2:00) TCM: Sat. noon (CC)
? Over Her Dead Body ’08. Eva Longoria Parker. A jealous ghost tries to sabotage her groom’s new romance with a psychic. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
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? Parnell ’37. Clark Gable. A courageous Irish leader struggles with national political interests as he romances the wife of another man. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 4 P.M.
? Peg O’ My Heart ’33. Marion Davies. An Irish villager’s daughter must leave home and live with British aristocrats to inherit a fortune. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 2:30 P.M.
? Penrod and His Twin Brother ’38. Billy Mauch. Gangsters add to confusion over junior G-man Penrod and his naughty look-alike. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 12:30 A.M.
? Phenomenon ’96. John Travolta. An amiable, small-town Everyman is inexplicably transformed into a genius with telekinetic powers. (PG) (2:10) ENC: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
? Pineapple Express ’08. Seth Rogen. A stoner who witnessed a murder flees with his dealer when a drug lord and crooked cop trace a rare strain of marijuana back to them. (R) (1:55) ENC: Wed. 2:10 P.M., 9:35 P.M., 4:10 A.M. (CC)
? Planes, Trains and Automobiles ’87. Steve Martin. An ad exec and a shower-curtain-ring salesman become co-travelers on the way to Thanksgiving in Chicago. (R) (1:35) MAX: Sat. 2:35 A.M. (CC)
? The Poseidon Adventure ’72. Gene Hackman. A clergyman leads survivors of a capsized luxury liner through the ship’s innards to its highest point. (PG) (2:45) AMC: Thu. 9:30 A.M.
? Predator ’87. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A sneaky alien monster attacks commandos on a jungle mission in South America. (R) (2:30) SPIKE: Thu. 9 P.M.
? The Presidio ’88. Sean Connery. An Army provost marshal clashes with a detective over a murder at the San Francisco military base. (R) (1:45) MAX: Wed. 2:15 P.M. (CC)
? The Prestige ’06. Hugh Jackman. After an illusion goes tragically wrong, two 19th-century magicians engage in a bitter and potentially deadly rivalry. (PG-13) (3:00) USA: Thu. 1 A.M. (CC)
? Pretty in Pink ’86. Molly Ringwald. A rich teen asks an unpopular student to the senior prom, creating problems among their separate circles of friends. (PG-13) (2:00) WE: Sat. 9 P.M.
? Pride and Glory ’08. Edward Norton. A detective probes a failed drug bust in which four of his brother’s men were killed. (R) (2:15) MAX: Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
? The Prince and the Pauper ’37. Errol Flynn. An adventurer saves the day after Tudor Prince Edward and a look-alike trade places. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 10:15 P.M. (CC)
? The Princess Diaries ’01. Julie Andrews. A woman gives etiquette lessons to her reluctant granddaughter who is heir apparent to a throne. (G) (2:00) STZ: Tue. 7:20 A.M., 7 P.M., 2:10 A.M., Fri. noon, Sat. 6:35 A.M. (CC)
? Professional Sweetheart ’33. Ginger Rogers. A radio sponsor’s so-called Purity Girl is paired for publicity with a rural Kentucky fan. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 11:30 P.M.
? Project: Human Weapon ’00. Judge Reinhold. An exiled commando goes on the hunt for an escapee who possesses extraordinary mental powers. (R) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 12:10 P.M. (CC)
? P.S. I Love You ’07. Hilary Swank. A grieving widow receives a series of messages that her husband left to encourage her to establish a new life and ease the loss. (PG-13) (2:10) MAX: Mon. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
? Pulp Fiction ’94. John Travolta. Criminals cross paths in three interlocked tales of mayhem. (R) (3:00) AMC: Sun. 8 P.M., 11 P.M., Thu. 8 P.M., Fri. 5 P.M. (CC)
? The Punisher ’04. Thomas Jane. An FBI agent becomes a gun-toting vigilante after a crooked businessman orders hit men to murder his family. (R) (3:00) FX: Sun. 6 P.M.
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? Quigley Down Under ’90. Tom Selleck. An Old West sharpshooter goes to Australia, where his new boss expects him to kill Aborigines. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 10:35 A.M. (CC)
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? Rachel Getting Married ’08. Anne Hathaway. Long-simmering tensions bubble to the surface when a young woman who has been in and out of rehab returns home for her sister’s wedding. (R) (2:00) STZ: Tue. 4:40 P.M., Wed. 12:45 P.M. (CC)
? Rafter Romance ’33. Ginger Rogers. Two roommates who work different shifts eventually meet and fall in love. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 1 A.M.
? Raising Helen ’04. Kate Hudson. A career woman must alter her lifestyle after becoming the guardian of her late sister’s three children. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 10:30 P.M. (CC)
? Rapid Exchange ’03. Lance Henriksen. Daring thieves plot the in-flight theft of millions of dollars aboard an airplane bound for Europe. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 5:15 A.M. (CC)
? The Reader ’08. Kate Winslet. In postwar Germany, a teenager has a love affair with an older woman who is hiding a terrible secret. (R) (2:05) SHO: Tue. 7:55 P.M.
? Recount ’08. Kevin Spacey. Florida becomes a political battleground in 2000 when Ron Klain and Al Gore’s campaign advisers push for a recount of the state’s ballots. (2:00) HBO: Thu. 3 P.M. (CC)
? Red Beard ’65. Toshir?? Mifune. An elderly doctor guides a rebellious young doctor in 19th-century Japan. (NR) (3:15) TCM: Tue. 1:15 A.M.
? Red Dragon ’02. Anthony Hopkins. A former FBI agent asks Dr. Hannibal Lecter for help in stopping a serial killer who slaughters families. (R) (2:30) FX: Mon. 10:30 A.M., Tue. 8 A.M.
? Red Planet ’00. Val Kilmer. As Earth dies, a team of American astronauts tries to colonize Mars to save mankind. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 8 P.M., 1 A.M., Thu. 5:30 P.M.
? Redbelt ’08. Chiwetel Ejiofor. A martial artist finds his integrity on the line after he saves an action star from attack and takes a job in the film industry. (R) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 10:50 A.M., 3:30 A.M., Thu. 1:50 P.M., 2:05 A.M. (CC)
? Reign of Fire ’02. Christian Bale. A hotshot American and a firefighter unite to fight a horde of dragons in post-apocalyptic London. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Tue. 12:25 A.M., Wed. 11 A.M., 8:18 P.M., Sat. 1:45 P.M., 10:50 P.M. (CC)
? Reign of Fire ’02. Christian Bale. A hotshot American and a firefighter unite to fight a horde of dragons in post-apocalyptic London. (PG-13) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 5 P.M.
? RENO 911!: Miami ’07. Thomas Lennon. Bumbling Nevada officers attend a police convention in Florida. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 8 A.M. (CC)
? The Replacements ’00. Keanu Reeves. A football coach and his team’s owner recruit a ragtag band of has-beens and wannabes after failed negotiations lead to a strike. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
? Replicant ’01. Jean-Claude Van Damme. An obsessed cop teams with the clone of a serial killer in order to catch the madman. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 12:55 A.M.
? The Return of the Living Dead ’85. Clu Gulager. Punk rockers, a cremator and medical-supply workers have a problem with zombies in Kentucky. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 11:15 A.M. (CC)
? Return to House on Haunted Hill ’07. Amanda Righetti. A treasure hunt leads a group of unsuspecting victims to a mansion inhabited by ghosts. (R) (1:45) AMC: Wed. 1:15 P.M. (CC)
? Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise ’87. Robert Carradine. The Tri-Lambdas attend a fraternity convention in Florida. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Fri. 1:10 A.M. (CC)
? Revolutionary Road ’08. Leonardo DiCaprio. In 1950s Connecticut, two suburbanites become increasingly dissatisfied with their marriage and society’s expectations of conformity. (R) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)
? Ride of Their Lives ’08. Interviews with Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Jeff Gordon, Bobby Allison, Darrell Waltrip and others reveal the evolution of NASCAR; Kevin Costner narrates. (NR) (1:35) SHO: Wed. 10 P.M.
? Righteous Kill ’08. Robert De Niro. Two veteran detectives hunt a vigilante whose crimes resemble those of a killer they put behind bars long ago. (R) (1:50) STZ: Tue. 11 A.M., 10:40 P.M. (CC)
? Risky Business ’83. Tom Cruise. A call girl helps a Princeton applicant turn his home into a one-night brothel. (R) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 8 P.M., 2:45 A.M., Sat. 4:20 P.M. (CC)
? The River Wild ’94. Meryl Streep. Strangers threaten a former river guide, her husband and their son on a white-water rafting trip in the West. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
? Road House ’89. Patrick Swayze. Hired to tame a rowdy Missouri bar, a Ph.D. bouncer romances a doctor and tames the whole town. (R) (2:00) WGN-A: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
? Road to Zanzibar ’41. Bing Crosby. Two sideshow operators join Brooklyn girls on a jungle safari and meet cannibals. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 10:15 A.M.
? Rock Star ’01. Mark Wahlberg. A heavy-metal group hires a singer from a tribute band after their frontman quits. (R) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 12:45 P.M. (CC)
? The Rocker ’08. Rainn Wilson. Twenty years after his band mates gave him the boot, a failed drummer gets a second shot at fame as a member of his teenage nephew’s band. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Mon. 9 A.M., Fri. 4 P.M. (CC)
? Rocky IV ’85. Sylvester Stallone. Champ Rocky Balboa trains in Siberia for a bout against a lab-tested Soviet with a 2000-psi punch. (PG) (1:35) ENC: Thu. 9:45 A.M. (CC)
? Role Models ’08. Seann William Scott. Forced to join a mentorship program, two irresponsible men must help a pair of impressionable boys navigate the troubled waters of youth. (R) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 4:15 P.M., 12:20 A.M. (CC)
? Rosemary’s Baby ’68. Mia Farrow. Satanists want a pregnant woman to bear the Antichrist. (R) (2:20) MAX: Wed. 4:40 A.M. (CC)
? Rugrats in Paris: The Movie ’00. Voices of E.G. Daily. Animated. When Stu Pickles must travel to Paris to work on a new amusement park, the gang accompanies him. (G) (1:20) SHO: Wed. 6:40 A.M., Sat. 7:30 A.M.
? The Rules of Attraction ’02. James Van Der Beek. A drug dealer, a bisexual and the latter’s ex-girlfriend search for love while partying at college. (R) (1:55) MAX: Wed. 2:45 A.M. (CC)
? The Ruling Class ’72. Peter O’Toole. The 14th Earl of Gurney thinks he is Jesus, then enters the House of Lords thinking he is Jack the Ripper. (PG) (2:45) TCM: Sat. midnight.
? Rush Hour 3 ’07. Jackie Chan. The assassination of a Chinese ambassador reunites Lee and Carter, who tangle with Triad gangsters in France. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 8 P.M., 10 P.M., Sat. 10 P.M.
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? Sahara ’05. Matthew McConaughey. A treasure hunter and his sidekick join forces with a doctor to search for a Confederate ship in Africa. (PG-13) (2:40) TBS: Fri. 9 P.M., 1:40 A.M. (CC)
? Say It Isn’t So ’01. Chris Klein. A man searching for his birth mother discovers that his girlfriend might be his sister. (R) (1:40) HBO: Fri. 4:50 A.M. (CC)
? Say Uncle ’05. Peter Paige. After his beloved godson moves away, an artist surrounds himself with children, but fearful parents misconstrue his intentions. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 2:50 P.M., Fri. 6:25 P.M.
? Scandal ’50. Toshiro Mifune. A lawyer jeopardizes his client’s lawsuit when he takes a bribe in order to pay for his daughter’s medical expenses. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 6:15 A.M.
? Scary Movie 3 ’03. Anna Faris. An anchorwoman investigates rumors about UFOs and a videotape that leads to deaths. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)
? Scooby-Doo and the Goblin King ’08. Animated. Scooby and Shaggy must prevent the Amazing Krudsky from turning everyone into Halloween monsters. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Sun. 1:30 P.M.
? Scorched ’02. Alicia Silverstone. Three downtrodden employees plan separate heists after each decides to rob the bank in which they all work. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 9:15 A.M. (CC)
? The Scout ’94. Albert Brooks. A downtrodden baseball scout discovers a pitcher with superstar potential, a quick temper and a shady past. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 5:45 A.M. (CC)
? Scream 2 ’97. David Arquette. A masked killer continues to pursue a California student and her friends at an Ohio college. (R) (2:30) TBS: Tue. 3 A.M. (CC)
? Screamers ’95. Peter Weller. Knife-wielding mechanical creatures block peace talks on a 21st-century planet ravaged by nuclear war. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 11 P.M.
? Screamers: The Hunting ’09. Gina Holden. A rescue team encounters a race of half-human, half-machine hybrids on a distant planet. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 9 P.M.
? The Secret of My Success ’87. Michael J. Fox. A would-be yuppie from Kansas sorts mail in Manhattan but pretends to be a corporate executive. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
? Semi-Pro ’08. Will Ferrell. In 1976 a singer uses the profits from his only hit to buy a basketball team that is in danger of going under when the ABA and the NBA merge. (R) (1:30) HBO: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)
? Serendipity ’01. John Cusack. A man and a woman try to find each other after spending one night together 10 years earlier. (PG-13) (1:39) STZ: Fri. 6:45 P.M., Sat. 10:20 A.M. (CC)
? Serenity ’05. Nathan Fillion. Crew members aboard a transport vessel get caught in a deadly conflict in the wake of a galactic war. (PG-13) (2:30) SYFY: Sat. 1 P.M.
? The Set Up ’95. Billy Zane. A former fellow inmate blackmails an ex-convict engineer to help him crack a bank-security system he designed. (R) (1:40) TMC: Sun. 12:50 A.M.
? Sex and the City ’08. Sarah Jessica Parker. Carrie Bradshaw and her gal pals find new adventures and surprises while they enjoy companionship, cupcakes and Cosmopolitan in New York. (R) (2:30) MAX: Thu. 6 P.M., 4:30 A.M. (CC)
? Sexy Movie ’02. Kelly Couch. Two friends turn to porn to make ends meet. (R) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 2:45 A.M. (CC)
? Shallow Hal ’01. Gwyneth Paltrow. A self-help guru makes a superficial man see only the inner beauty of a very fat woman. (PG-13) (2:00) WGN-A: Tue. 8 P.M. (CC)
? Shanghai Knights ’03. Jackie Chan. With help from his sister and a friend, a martial-arts master travels to London to find his father’s murderer. (PG-13) (2:05) TBS: Sat. 11:25 A.M. (CC)
? She’s All That ’99. Freddie Prinze Jr. A cool teen bets a friend that he can transform the school’s geekiest girl into a prom queen. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Sun. 1:05 A.M. (CC)
? Shortcut to Happiness ’07. Anthony Hopkins. A struggling writer makes a devilish deal for success. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)
? Showgirls ’95. Elizabeth Berkley. A dancer becomes understudy in a Las Vegas show, sleeps with the boss and pushes the star down a flight of stairs. (NC-17) (2:15) MAX: Mon. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
? Shrek ’01. Voices of Mike Myers. Animated. In order to save his home, a monster with a donkey makes a deal with a mean lord to rescue a beautiful princess. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)
? The Simpsons Movie ’07. Voices of Dan Castellaneta. Animated. The combination of Homer, his new pet pig, and a leaky silo full of excrement triggers a disaster that threatens not just Springfield but the world. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sat. 8 P.M.
? Single White Female ’92. Bridget Fonda. A software designer shares her Manhattan apartment with a young woman who’s dangerous. (R) (2:30) WE: Sat. 4 P.M.
? Sister Act ’92. Whoopi Goldberg. A Reno lounge singer on the run plays nun and shows a San Francisco convent’s chorus how to rock. (PG) (2:00) TNT: Sat. noon, 3:30 A.M. (CC)
? Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit ’93. Whoopi Goldberg. A Las Vegas singer teaches a mother superior’s flock how to rock and save the school from closure. (PG) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)
? The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants ’05. Amber Tamblyn. Four teenage friends keep in touch during their summer apart by passing along a cherished pair of blue jeans. (PG) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)
? Sixteen Candles ’84. Molly Ringwald. A girl turning 16 likes another girl’s guy and feels nobody cares about her birthday. (PG) (2:00) WGN-A: Sun. 2 P.M. (CC)
? The 6th Day ’00. Arnold Schwarzenegger. When a man discovers he has been illegally cloned, he must outrun assassins trying to protect their secret experiment. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 8 A.M.
? The Sixth Sense ’99. Bruce Willis. A child psychologist counsels a boy who can see dead people. (PG-13) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 10:15 P.M. (CC)
? The Skulls ’00. Joshua Jackson. A freshman joins an elite society that will guarantee him success, but he questions his decision when his reporter roommate dies mysteriously. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
? The Slugger’s Wife ’85. Michael O’Keefe. After a whirlwind romance, a rock singer and a baseball player marry, only to be pulled apart by their careers. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)
? Slutty, Busty & Bad ’09. A woman hires a private investigator to follow her husband. (NR) (1:05) TMC: Mon. 3:10 A.M., Fri. 1:25 A.M. (CC)
? Small Soldiers ’98. Kirsten Dunst. Faulty military microchips turn children’s action toys into a tiny but lethal army. Live action/animatronics. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)
? Snow Dogs ’02. Cuba Gooding Jr. A Miami dentist travels to Alaska to claim his inheritance, a mischievous team of sled dogs. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
? Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs ’37. Voices of Adriana Caselotti. Animated. A wicked queen casts a spell upon a beautiful young girl in this Disney adaptation of the classic fairy tale. (G) (1:30) DIS: Sat. 7:30 P.M. (CC)
? Something to Talk About ’95. Julia Roberts. A Southern woman causes trouble for many after learning of her husband’s infidelity. (R) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 8 P.M., Tue. 1 P.M. (CC)
? Son-in-Law ’93. Pauly Shore. A college freshman comes home to her family’s South Dakota farm, with her goofy California boyfriend. (PG-13) (2:15) CMT: Sat. 6:15 P.M.
? Sorority Wars ’09. Lucy Hale. A college freshman makes enemies when she refuses to pledge her mother’s sorority. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)
? Soul Man ’86. C. Thomas Howell. Changing his appearance gets a white preppie into Harvard Law School on a minority scholarship. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Sat. 3:45 A.M. (CC)
? Soul Men ’08. Samuel L. Jackson. Estranged singers reunite for a tribute concert. (R) (1:40) SHO: Sun. 6:20 P.M., Sat. 9 P.M.
? Spaceballs ’87. Mel Brooks. President Skroob pits evil Dark Helmet against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 10 A.M. (CC)
? Speed Racer ’08. Emile Hirsch. Defying a corrupt business mogul, Speed enters the same arduous cross-country race that caused his brother’s death. (PG) (2:15) HBO: Thu. 7:45 A.M. (CC)
? Spellbound ’45. Ingrid Bergman. A female psychiatrist interprets an amnesiac murder suspect’s surreal dream. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)
? Spider-Man ’02. Tobey Maguire. Peter Parker uses his superhuman powers to battle his archenemy, the Green Goblin. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 8:30 A.M., 5:45 P.M. (CC)
? Spring Breakdown ’09. Parker Posey. Three 30-something gal pals shake up their tragically unsophisticated lives with a vacation to a South Padre Island hot spot for the college crowd. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)
? SS Doomtrooper ’06. Corin Nemic. During World War II, U.S. forces battle soldiers engineered by the Nazis to create the ultimate evil army. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 3 A.M.
? Stalag 17 ’53. William Holden. In a Nazi prison barracks, other POWs believe that a cynical American sergeant is an informer. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)
? Star 80 ’83. Mariel Hemingway. Sleazy hustler Paul Snider marries, promotes and then kills sex symbol Dorothy Stratten. (R) (1:45) ENC: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)
? Star Wars: Episode II ??? Attack of the Clones ’02. Ewan McGregor. Obi-Wan Kenobi and his Jedi apprentice, Anakin Skywalker, protect the former queen from political separatists. (PG) (3:00) SPIKE: Sun. 4 P.M.
? Star Wars: Episode III ??? Revenge of the Sith ’05. Ewan McGregor. Seduced by the dark side, Anakin Skywalker turns against his mentor, Obi-Wan Kenobi and becomes Darth Vader. (PG-13) (3:00) SPIKE: Sun. 1 P.M., 7 P.M.
? Stateside ’04. Rachael Leigh Cook. Shipped off to basic training in lieu of prison, a Marine falls for a schizophrenic starlet. (R) (1:40) TMC: Thu. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
? Stealing Harvard ’02. Jason Lee. A nitwit persuades his down-to-earth friend to commit robbery to pay for college tuition. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Wed. 9:25 A.M. (CC)
? Stephen King’s Thinner ’96. Robert John Burke. An elderly Gypsy king’s weight-loss curse prompts an obese lawyer to call in a mob boss’s debt. (R) (1:35) MAX: Fri. 1:45 A.M. (CC)
? Stomp the Yard ’07. Columbus Short. A troubled street dancer enrolls in a Georgia college and finds himself in the middle of a tug-of-war between fraternities, who want to use his talents in a dance competition. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 4 P.M., 1:15 A.M. (CC)
? Strange Invaders ’83. Paul Le Mat. A college professor discovers that a colony of Midwesterners is actually a group of aliens from a far-off planet. (PG) (1:35) TMC: Wed. 6 A.M. (CC)
? Strangers With Candy ’05. Amy Sedaris. With her father in a coma, 47-year-old ex-convict Jerri Blank enrolls in high school and enters a science fair. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Mon. 2 P.M., Tue. 10 A.M. (CC)
? Street Kings ’08. Keanu Reeves. A Los Angeles cop becomes implicated in the death of a fellow officer. (R) (1:50) MAX: Mon. 6:40 P.M., Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
? Suburban Commando ’91. Hulk Hogan. A warrior from another galaxy escapes to Earth and moves in with an architect and his wife. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 6 A.M. (CC)
? Sugar ’08. Algenis Perez Soto. A talented Dominican pitcher faces a number of curveballs during his tenure on a minor-league team in small-town Iowa. (R) (2:00) HBO: Mon. midnight.
? Suicide Fleet ’31. William Boyd. Three sailors serving on a decoy ship vie for the affections of a candy-store clerk. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 3:30 A.M.
? Summertime ’55. Katharine Hepburn. A married art dealer sweeps an Ohio secretary off her feet in Venice. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 4 P.M.
? Superhero Movie ’08. Drake Bell. A teenage loser transforms into a caped crusader when a bite from a genetically altered bug gives him superhuman abilities. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 11:35 A.M., 5:55 A.M., Fri. 8:30 A.M., 8:30 P.M., 5:55 A.M. (CC)
? Swing Vote ’08. Kevin Costner. A precocious adolescent sets off a chain of events that leads to her beer-slinging dad holding the outcome of an election in his hands. (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Tue. 12:35 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)
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? The Tailor of Panama ’01. Pierce Brosnan. In Panama an unprincipled spy enlists a tailor to gather information about the canal for the British government, but the details soon become lies. (R) (1:55) MAX: Mon. 2:35 P.M. (CC)
? Taken ’08. Liam Neeson. A former spy puts his extensive training to the test when he must rescue his kidnapped daughter from sex-slave traffickers. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 11:30 A.M., 8:30 P.M., Mon. 10:30 A.M., 10 P.M., Wed. 9 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
? The Taking of Pelham 123 ’09. Denzel Washington. A subway dispatcher calls on his extensive knowledge of the transit system to outwit hijackers who are threatening to kill passengers unless a ransom is paid. (R) (1:46) STZ: Sun. 8:14 P.M., Mon. 10:10 A.M., 5:30 P.M., Sat. 9 P.M. (CC)
? Tarzan ’99. Voices of Tony Goldwyn. Animated. A man raised by apes in the African jungle encounters a professor, his daughter and a suspicious hunter. (G) (1:35) DIS: Sat. noon, 3 A.M. (CC)
? Teachers ’84. Nick Nolte. A burnt-out teacher falls in love with a former student, a lawyer suing his high school for being bad. (R) (1:50) ENC: Sat. 12:10 A.M. (CC)
? Tears of the Sun ’03. Bruce Willis. A Navy SEAL and his squad try to protect a doctor and Nigerian refugees from ruthless rebels. (R) (2:05) STZ: Thu. 4:05 A.M., Fri. 2:20 P.M., 11 P.M. (CC)
? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ’90. Judith Hoag. The four superturtles team up with a TV newswoman and her boyfriend against the ninja Foot Clan. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 7 A.M. (CC)
? The Telling ’09. Holly Madison. Three terrifying tales revolve around a murderous doll, a film crew of the undead and a psychotic killer. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 8 P.M.
? The Tenderfoot ’32. Joe E. Brown. A star-struck cowboy fulfills his dream of backing a Broadway production. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 6:15 A.M.
? The Terminator ’84. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A cyborg assassin from the future comes to present-day L.A. (R) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 10:30 P.M., Thu. 3 P.M. (CC)
? Thank You for Smoking ’05. Aaron Eckhart. A lobbyist for big tobacco finds it difficult to balance his duties defending a dangerous substance with those of being a good role model for his young son. (R) (2:00) USA: Tue. 2 A.M. (CC)
? There Will Be Blood ’07. Daniel Day-Lewis. Daniel Plainview becomes a self-made oil tycoon, but he deviates into moral bankruptcy as his material fortune grows. (R) (2:45) TMC: Wed. 7:15 P.M. (CC)
? The Thirteenth Year ’99. Chez Starbuck. As a boy approaches adolescence he grows scales and fins, communicates with fish and breathes underwater. (1:40) DIS: Sun. noon (CC)
? 30 Days of Night ’07. Josh Hartnett. A lawman and an ever-shrinking band of survivors must fend off hungry vampires who have come to feed during an Alaskan town’s annual month of darkness. (R) (2:30) FX: Sun. 1 P.M.
? This Is Not a Test ’08. Hill Harper. Carl’s fears of a nuclear terrorism attack on Los Angeles destroys his marriage. (R) (1:35) TMC: Thu. 12:10 P.M. (CC)
? Three Cheers for the Irish ’40. Thomas Mitchell. A retired New York policeman is persuaded by his three daughters to run for alderman. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 12:45 P.M. (CC)
? 3 Ninjas ’92. Victor Wong. Three boys use martial arts learned from their Asian grandfather to stop an arms dealer’s henchmen. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 9 A.M., 5:45 A.M.
? A Time to Kill ’96. Sandra Bullock. A Southern lawyer and his legal assistant defend a black man for killing his young daughter’s white attackers. (R) (3:00) TNT: Sun. 2:30 P.M., 1:30 A.M. (CC)
? Tin Men ’87. Richard Dreyfuss. Rival aluminum-siding salesmen declare war in 1963 Baltimore. (R) (2:00) MAX: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
? The Tip Off ’31. Eddie Quillan. A radio repairman and a friendly prizefighter cross wires with gangsters involved in the boxing game. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Thu. 9 A.M.
? To Die For ’95. Nicole Kidman. Observers recall the relationship between a slain small-town bartender and his ambitious TV-reporter wife, who is charged with the crime. (R) (2:00) TMC: Thu. 6 P.M.
? Tom and Jerry: Shiver Me Whiskers ’06. Kathy Najimy. Animated. A cat and a mouse must outsmart a band of pirates to find buried treasure. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Sat. 1 P.M.
? Tony Rome ’67. Frank Sinatra. A private eye investigating a wealthy divorced couple’s daughter finds blackmail, murder and fake jewels. (NR) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 7 A.M. (CC)
? Tora! Tora! Tora! ’70. Martin Balsam. The history of the Dec. 7, 1941, attack on Pearl Harbor is re-created from U.S. and Japanese viewpoints. (G) (2:30) MAX: Fri. 7 A.M. (CC)
? Total Recall ’90. Arnold Schwarzenegger. An earthman of the future goes to Mars, driven by nightmares of his past. (R) (2:30) SYFY: Sat. 3:30 P.M.
? Traffic ’00. Michael Douglas. While a judge’s anti-drug campaign leads him to his own daughter, a DEA agent targets a trafficker’s wife, and a policeman fights corruption. (R) (3:00) AMC: Sat. 8 P.M., 11 P.M.
? Traitor ’08. Don Cheadle. Conflicting evidence leads a federal agent to question the motives behind a former Special Ops soldier’s apparent ties to terrorist groups. (PG-13) (2:00) ENC: Sun. 6 P.M., 2:05 A.M., Mon. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
? The Transporter ’02. Jason Statham. A mercenary changes his mind-set after the package he is supposed to deliver turns out to be a gagged woman. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sun. 9 P.M., Mon. 5 P.M.
? Transsiberian ’08. Woody Harrelson. A train trip from Beijing to Moscow takes a deadly turn when a couple encounter a pair of drug dealers and a Russian detective on a killer’s trail. (R) (2:00) SHO: Mon. midnight, Fri. 2 A.M.
? Tropic Thunder ’08. Ben Stiller. A pampered actor and his co-stars become part of a real war in a Southeast Asian jungle. (NR) (2:00) MAX: Tue. 6 P.M. (CC)
? True Lies ’94. Arnold Schwarzenegger. A Washington wife discovers her computer-salesman husband is a spy out to stop nuclear terrorists. (R) (3:15) CMT: Sat. 8:30 P.M.
? True Love ’89. Annabella Sciorra. Young Italian lovers exasperate each other in the planning stages of their Bronx wedding. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 2:55 P.M. (CC)
? 12 Angry Men ’57. Henry Fonda. One of 12 jurors holds out in the case of a boy from the slums who is accused of killing his father. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 4:15 P.M. (CC)
? 12 Monkeys ’95. Bruce Willis. A prisoner is sent back in time to avert a deadly plague. (R) (3:00) AMC: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 5 P.M.
? 28 Days Later ’02. Cillian Murphy. Survivors try to stay a step ahead of vicious, virus-infected humans that have overrun London. (R) (2:30) SYFY: Thu. 8:30 P.M.
? 21 ’08. Jim Sturgess. Students from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology become experts at card-counting and use the skill to win big at Las Vegas casinos. (PG-13) (2:10) STZ: Sun. 12:30 P.M., 11 P.M., Mon. 6:20 A.M. (CC)
? 21 Grams ’03. Sean Penn. The lives of a terminally ill professor and an ex-convict intersect with a woman who lost her family in a car accident. (R) (2:10) HBO: Wed. 1 A.M. (CC)
? Twilight ’08. Kristen Stewart. A high-school student is caught up in a romance with a vampire, whose family has renounced the drinking of blood. (PG-13) (2:05) SHO: Sun. 6:55 A.M., 4:05 P.M.
? Twister ’96. Helen Hunt. Storm-chasers finalizing their divorce try to place equipment inside a tornado on the Oklahoma plains. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)
? Tyler Perry’s the Family That Preys ’08. Kathy Bates. Secrets and scandals test the friendship of a wealthy socialite and a working-class woman, upsetting both their families. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 6 A.M., 6 P.M., 11 P.M., Sat. 10:45 A.M., 11 P.M.
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? The Ugly Truth ’09. Katherine Heigl. A chauvinist puts a romantically challenged producer through a series of outrageous tests to prove his theories about relationships. (R) (1:40) STZ: Sun. 10:50 A.M., 6:30 P.M., Tue. 12:50 P.M., 9 P.M., Wed. 7:45 A.M., Fri. 8:24 P.M., Sat. 8:40 A.M., 5:30 P.M. (CC)
? Ultraviolet ’06. Milla Jovovich. As worldwide civil war looms, a superhuman woman becomes the protector of a boy who is perceived as a threat to humanity. (NR) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)
? Uncle Buck ’89. John Candy. Chicago parents in a pinch have a bachelor uncle baby-sit their teenage daughter and little ones. (PG) (2:00) VH1: Sat. 7 P.M.
? Uncle P ’07. Master P. A hip-hop superstar has his hands full while watching his sister’s three children in the suburbs. (PG) (2:00) BET: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
? Undead or Alive ’07. Chris Kattan. A cowboy, an Army deserter and a beautiful woman battle a horde of zombies in the Old West. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sat. 9 P.M., 12:15 A.M.
? Under the Tuscan Sun ’03. Diane Lane. Devastated by her philandering husband, a successful woman moves to Italy, buys a villa and befriends a married man. (PG-13) (2:30) WE: Sat. 6:30 P.M.
? Underworld: Evolution ’06. Kate Beckinsale. Vampire warrior Selene and her werewolf lover trace the origins of the ancient feud between their races. (R) (2:30) FX: Sun. 3:30 P.M.
? The Uninvited ’09. Elizabeth Banks. A ghost prompts a lethal battle of wills between a man’s new fiancee and his two daughters, one of whom has just returned from a mental ward. (PG-13) (1:30) MAX: Sat. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
? Unstable ’09. Shiri Appleby. A newlywed suspects that her seemingly perfect husband is keeping secrets. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)
? Urban Legends: Final Cut ’00. Jennifer Morrison. A film student working on her thesis discovers a killer murdering her crew in the same ways as events in her movie. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 2 A.M.
? The Usual Suspects ’95. Stephen Baldwin. A detective questions a con man about his relationships with assorted criminals and their link to a ship explosion. (R) (1:50) ENC: Sun. 12:15 A.M. (CC)
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? The Vanishing ’93. Jeff Bridges. A kidnapper contacts his victim’s Seattle boyfriend three years after the crime. (R) (1:55) ENC: Fri. 11:10 A.M. (CC)
? The Las Vegas Story ’52. Jane Russell. A woman meets her sheriff ex-boyfriend while in Las Vegas with her embezzler husband. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 6:45 A.M.
? Venom ’05. Agnes Bruckner. Resurrected as a killer, a gas station owner terrorizes a group of teenagers in the swamps of Louisiana. (R) (2:00) SYFY: Sat. 3 A.M.
? Veronica Guerin ’03. Cate Blanchett. An Irish journalist endangers her life by investigating Dublin mobsters and their ties to the drug trade. (R) (2:00) USA: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)
? Virgin Territory ’07. Hayden Christensen. Young Florentines tell stories while avoiding the Black Plague ravaging their city. (R) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
? Volcano ’97. Tommy Lee Jones. A Los Angeles emergency official takes charge when earthquakes and erupting lava ravage the city. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 2 P.M., Mon. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
? Voyager ’91. Sam Shepard. A U.S. engineer meets a younger woman on his strange quest in 1950s Europe. (PG-13) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 10 A.M., Fri. 6:30 A.M., 2:30 P.M.
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? Waiting to Exhale ’95. Whitney Houston. Relationships preoccupy Phoenix friends: divorcee Bernadine, careerist Savannah, popular Robin, and Gloria, whose ex-husband is gay. (R) (2:30) LIFE: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)
? Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story ’07. John C. Reilly. Following a childhood tragedy, Dewey Cox rises to music stardom, falls victim to drug abuse, and finds the love of a good woman. (R) (2:00) FX: Thu. 8 P.M., 11:30 P.M.
? Walker Payne ’06. Jason Patric. A man must make heartbreaking choices to save his daughters. (R) (2:00) TMC: Mon. 1:10 A.M., Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)
? Walking Tall ’04. The Rock. A former Special Forces soldier becomes sheriff and deputizes an old friend to help rid their town of thugs. (PG-13) (1:30) TBS: Sun. 4 P.M.
? The Wash ’01. Dr. Dre. Two roommates who work at a car wash must save their kidnapped boss in order to keep their jobs. (R) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 4:15 P.M. (CC)
? Watching the Detectives ’07. Cillian Murphy. A man who loves movies meets an adventurous beauty who shakes up his dull life. (NR) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
? Weird Science ’85. Kelly LeBrock. Two high-school nerds computer-generate a magic beauty who shows them how to meet girls. (PG-13) (1:35) ENC: Tue. 4:45 P.M. (CC)
? Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins ’08. Martin Lawrence. Determined to prove to his family how much he has changed, a talk-show star returns to his small Southern hometown for his parents’ anniversary. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Tue. 8:30 A.M., 6 P.M., Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)
? Wes Craven Presents Dracula II: Ascension ’03. Jason Scott Lee. A vampire hunter goes in search of medical students who hope to distill the key to immortality from the body of Dracula. (R) (1:30) TMC: Wed. 3:45 A.M.
? What a Girl Wants ’03. Amanda Bynes. A vivacious teenager leaves New York in order to meet her estranged father in London. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 9 A.M. (CC)
? What About Bob? ’91. Bill Murray. A patient follows a pop psychiatrist on his vacation and annoys him while charming his family. (PG) (2:00) COMEDY: Tue. 2 P.M., Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)
? What Happens in Vegas ’08. Cameron Diaz. Following a night of wild partying, two strangers awake and find that they have married each other and won a jackpot. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Sun. 8:05 A.M., Fri. 11:15 A.M. (CC)
? When Good Ghouls Go Bad ’01. Christopher Lloyd. A 12-year-old boy moves to a Minnesota town where a curse prevents people from celebrating Halloween. (PG) (2:00) SYFY: Sun. 9:30 A.M.
? When Harry Met Sally… ’89. Billy Crystal. Two romantically bruised New Yorkers become close friends. (R) (2:00) VH1: Sun. 3 P.M.
? Where the Boys Are ’60. Dolores Hart. College coeds hit the beach with sporting Ivy Leaguers on spring break in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 6 P.M.
? Who Is Clark Rockefeller? ’10. Eric McCormack. German con artist Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter poses as a member of the Rockefeller family. (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 9 P.M., 11 P.M., Mon. 9 P.M. (CC)
? The Whole Nine Yards ’00. Bruce Willis. A former mob hit man becomes a meek dentist’s neighbor. (R) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 6 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
? Who’s Your Caddy? ’07. Antwan “Big Boi” Patton. When members of a stuffy country club oppose his bid to join, a rap mogul buys the land adjacent to the golf course’s 17th hole. (PG-13) (2:00) BET: Mon. 8 P.M., 1 A.M.
? Why Did I Get Married? ’07. Tyler Perry. Revelations of infidelity and other secrets force eight married friends to take a hard look at issues of commitment, betrayal and forgiveness. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
? Why We Laugh: Black Comedians on Black Comedy ’09. Narrated by Angela Bassett. A detailed account of the evolution of black comedy. (NR) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
? Wicked ’98. Julia Stiles. A 14-year-old with an unhealthy affection for her father plays lady of the house when someone murders her mother. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)
? William Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet ’96. Leonardo DiCaprio. Twentieth-century teenagers fall in love, despite feuding families, in an update of the classic tragedy. (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)
? Witless Protection ’08. Larry the Cable Guy. A small-town lawman and the FBI witness that he has in custody grapple with crooked federal agents, quack doctors and Chicago high-society. (PG-13) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 9:15 A.M., 6:15 P.M., Thu. 9:30 P.M.
? The Woman in Red ’84. Gene Wilder. A married San Francisco public-relations agent sees an ad-campaign model and becomes obsessed with her. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 9:05 A.M., 4:40 P.M. (CC)
? The Women ’08. Meg Ryan. Betrayal strains the bond between two high-powered women. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
? The Wood ’99. Omar Epps. Young men, one of whom is about to be married, reminisce about their childhood during the 1980s in Inglewood, Calif. (R) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)
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? The X-Files: I Want to Believe ’08. David Duchovny. Mulder and Scully encounter a priest with psychic visions when they reunite to solve a baffling missing-persons case. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 9:15 A.M. (CC)
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? A Yank at Eton ’42. Mickey Rooney. A rowdy American boy’s British stepfather puts him in a stuffy prep school. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. midnight.
? Year One ’09. Jack Black. Two lazy primitives begin an epic journey through the ancient world after they are banished from their village. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Wed. 2:40 P.M., 11 P.M., Thu. 11:25 A.M. (CC)
? Yes Man ’08. Jim Carrey. After attending a self-help seminar, a negative-thinking man brings about an amazing change in his life by saying yes to everything. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)
? The Yes Men ’03. The Yes Men. Anti-corporate pranksters pose as spokesmen for the World Trade Organization at lectures and conferences around the world. (R) (1:25) SHO: Tue. 5:15 A.M.
? You Said a Mouthful ’32. Joe E. Brown. A hydrophobic office clerk is mistaken for a swimming champion while testing an unsinkable swimsuit. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 7:30 A.M.
? Young Cassidy ’65. Rod Taylor. An episodic account of the life of Irish playwright Sean O’Casey. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)
? Young Guns II ’90. Emilio Estevez. Billy the Kid and his gang gallop to Mexico, chased by a federal posse led by Pat Garrett. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 4:45 P.M. (CC)
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? Zoolander ’01. Ben Stiller. A supermodel befriends a rival while becoming mixed-up in a brainwashing and assassination plot. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 7 A.M., 8 P.M.
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