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In Case You Were Wondering, This Is What You Missed Last Night

May 4th, 2010

You don’t have to be a big-time MSM journalist to laugh along with the mandarin class.  So go ahead, little people, enjoy some yucks.  Or not, as the case may be:

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5946254 Commentsbigjournalism.com/mwalsh/2010/05/02/in-case-you-were-wondering-this-is-what-you-missed-last-night/In+Case+You+Were+Wondering%2C+This+Is+What+You+Missed+Last+Night2010-05-02+17%3A18%3A21Michael+Walsh

I am sorry if this is a little off topic but isn’t Obama saying ” F…K you Louisiana” ?

For over 16 months I’ve been seeing our “Poser-in-Chief” on the TeeVee.Talking and Talking and Talking and Talking and Talking and Talking and TALKING.I’m not going to *click* on him of my own free will.

Can I just enjoy a sunny and windy Sunday in Kalifornia, without Barry to deal with again.

Oh BTW, I fired up ol’ Photoshop yesterday and created my new tea-shirt. No this is not spam, it’s not for sale, just something I put together to p!ss of the libtards in my home town when I start to wear it tomorrow.Thought I’d “share the wealth” with you all.screencast.com/users/GooDDaDDy/folders…

More yuks… usataxpayer.org/?0062470846

More yuks… usataxpayer.org/?0062470846

November… Th-th-th-that’s all folks!

What the Liberal, Democrat, Socialists fail to recognize, as they lash out at average Americans is that, they are just that, average Americans who love their country, not the racists they would have you believe.

The Tea Party is merely the tip-of-the-iceberg. While thousands have joined the actual movement, behind them there are millions of Americans, the sleeping giant, who have been awakened and are finding out what Obama and his puppet Congress have been doing to our once great nation… and they don’t like it one bit!

They are not necessarily joining the Tea Party but they will be there in November!

THE MOVE TO OUST THESE SOCIALIST TRAITORS WILL BE BIBLICAL!

WOW! The New Arizona Law Works… usataxpayer.org/?0072194997

Dr. Thomas Sowell on Intellectuals… usataxpayer.org/?0028068146

November… Th-th-th-that’s all folks!

What the Liberal, Democrat, Socialists fail to recognize, as they lash out at average Americans is that, they are just that, average Americans who love their country, not the racists they would have you believe.

The Tea Party is merely the tip-of-the-iceberg. While thousands have joined the actual movement, behind them there are millions of Americans, the sleeping giant, who have been awakened and are finding out what Obama and his puppet Congress have been doing to our once great nation… and they don’t like it one bit!

They are not necessarily joining the Tea Party but they will be there in November!

THE MOVE TO OUST THESE SOCIALIST TRAITORS WILL BE BIBLICAL!

WOW! The New Arizona Law Works… usataxpayer.org/?0072194997

Dr. Thomas Sowell on Intellectuals… usataxpayer.org/?0028068146

From the ecstatic reaction of the press this morning, you would think this is the second coming of Richard Pryor.

I find these dinners so lame. Why is it we demand our leaders to be comedians instead of statesmen? You can be a miserable failure as a human being but if you make a funny appearance on SNL then you are qualified to run the country.

Oh Dignity, where art thou?

Oh great. An unfunny ‘Marx’ ‘ brother ‘.

Obama loves these kinds of events. He can say anything he wants, just let the mask slip, and nobody cares because it’s just “jokes.”

MIf Obamster did allow that little twerp Ayres to the dinner, then he’s even more politically tone deaf then I even thought…Talk about a liability….But only so if it ever got reported with some indignation and outrage…Don’t think you’ll ever see or hear any criticism…What a shock…

Missy chillYou sound defensive and sermonizing…Not to worry….Ayres was there in spirit at least…along with Rev Wright and all other phony demagogues

Just sick to my stomach….

Not “defensive”,”truthful” and that does matter to me very much.

HPD you are one of the good guys, Thank You for the respectful and helpful criticism.

We all need it from time to time.

I thought Obama was funny, a nice change from hearing him berate everyone who disagrees with him. He blew Leno away. Conan would have brought down the house.

The world is upside down.

If I’m wrong, so be it.

MissyBut I believe Ayres is an Internet contributer for PRAVDA online…So he could have been there…Your dad probably saw some other little goat stupper and mistaked “it” for Ayres

nice….right on target….lol

That’s awesome GDad. Very cool.

cymbal spash! good one.

Did he Barry bring the “ol’ ball & chain” and the girlfriend?

Full disclosure is very important to winning the war of ideas, I do my best to live up to that principle and support it.

It is a duty not an option.

Can’t comment. Listening to this POTUS yak is asking too much.

I don’t think there’s been a Prez since Reagan that I could stand to listen to for more than a few minutes.

I could only tolerate him for 3:15 minutes. I hope Obama’s not planning a stand-up career when he finds himself unemployed in 2013!

7:35 ? Commendable. I only lasted till about 3:50, the line about Goldman Sachs. Did he know how self incriminating that joke was ? Kinda like if Clinton had said “All my female staffers have sex with me. Whether they want to or not.”

As far as I’m concerned, Chavez, Ahmadingding, Castro, Ayers, Jones, Malcom X, Frank Davis, Karl Marx could’ve been there and no one would’ve said boo because they are all commie supporters. One person you can ask is Greta Van Sustern. She was there and is NOT a fan of Obama’s. You can probobaly write her through Fox News.

Missy, with 3000 people there, would anyone even notice Ayers if he was there? Don’t beat yourself up about this.

LET ME BE CLEAR: what you say is God’s truth!!

Well at least for once they didn’t have his head framed like a halo. I guess that’s something to be grateful for. At least he was trying to be funny, instead of wagging his ET finger and preaching “Now they’re going to tell you blah blah blah”.

So, he would be the unknown, lost brother, “lame-o” then?

Agreed. Not only was Reagan a great communicator, but he knew that actions spoke louder than words. And today we have President Yakkalot…ugh!

Some may feel that they missed it, not me. When you have this guy hogging the airwaves for every little event and nowhere to be found during the oil spill… Oh wait, that’s where he was. Telling jokes and being funny. How “little people” of me not to understand.

When you wrote “clogs the airwaves with his non-stop gobbly-gook”, I immediately thought of the 1984 Apple Macintosh commercial that aired once on Superbowl Sunday… Here’s a link: youtube.com/watch?v=OYecfV3ubP8

And here is what the man on the gigantic video screen is saying during the commercial (which is from Orwell’s 1984):

“Today, we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives. We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology, where each worker may bloom secure from the pests of contradictory and confusing truths. Our Unification of Thoughts is more powerful a weapon than any fleet or army on earth. We are one people, with one will, one resolve, one cause. Our enemies shall talk themselves to death and we will bury them with their own confusion. We shall prevail!”

The parallels are creepy. However, I think of us conservatives as the heroine who throws the giant hammer into the screen…

Mr Walsh could you help find a complete list of everyone that was in attendance at the dinner last night, my dad told me but I didn’t catch the precise moment that Bill Ayers was in attendance last evening…?

I would like to confirm it if possible being as there were 3000 attendees there absolutely must be a complete list of everyone that went to the dinner, so far I can’t locate it but I’m sure an official guest book exists somewhere.

Thank You in advance!

He certainly is awkward without a teleprompter. Read the paper. Say part of a sentence. Read the paper. Say part of a sentence. Read the paper…

Missy I was looking at what was available and I saw a man that could have easily been mistaken for serial bomber Bill Ayers what i was looking at was a CSPAN post on YOUTUBE. It was quick and after several views decided it was not him. but when watching live you don’t get instant replays.youtube.com/watch?v=JP5k4n6Wnc4 2:03 mark

From behind the Cicero hair is a dead ringer Boom Boom Bill and the woman across from him a little young I think but could pass for Bernadette in any line-up

Missy I was looking at what was available and I saw a man that could have easily been mistaken for serial bomber Bill Ayers what i was looking at was a CSPAN post on YOUTUBE. It was quick and after several views decided it was not him. but when watching live you don’t get instant replays.youtube.com/watch?v=JP5k4n6Wnc4 2:03 mark

From behind the Cicero hair is a dead ringer Boom Boom Bill and the woman across from him a little young I think but could pass for Bernadette in any line-up

Bitter Bitter humor from a Bitter Bitter man

“I lasted for 7:35 minutes listening to that phony bastard, then I pulled the plug – that’s a new record!”

Damn, Jamesb, you’re my hero. I couldn’t stand more than 4:12 before I decided to pull the plug on ol’ overexposed Barack. I salute your auditory fortitude sir!

I’m starting to think if someone managed to sneak in a line into his teleprompter of something like “I’m just an empty suit, sold on vapid promises, to a starstruck electorate for no more than one term to absolve people of White Guilt”, he would probably finish the sentence with his standard cadence before it sank in what he just said.

He’s seeming more and more robotic every time I catch one of his official speeches.

Very nice! November cannot come to soon for me!

I didn’t intend to malign anyone but until I can confirm this, my statements DO stand in error, I’m big enough to admit it and integrity does matter.

Grown ups can admit when they’re wrong, some are just incapable of admitting fault when confronted by it.

This is a “grown up” and “teachable moment” and I stand corrected for ANY and ALL errors that are found in my previous statements, if they are found to be incorrect.

Somebody needs to say it with courage and conviction and I just did.

Your word IS who you are, without it you cannot be treated with any amount of respect or trust.

LLI thought he was pretty good for loser hack….What no teleprompter???I could barely make out the strings being pulled …You gotta look real closely…

Every time I see this guy talk I wonder how is it even possible he won an entire political parties nomination? Why must it be so that every presidential election, but the rare few, is a decision between assisted national suicide and self immolation with gasoline?

Wow,that sends chills down your Spine! I’m still trying to figure out how the Obama Zombies are being Brain-washed Or Mind-Controlled.A couple of Years ago I thought that Government Mind-Control was just a wierd conspiracy theory,but what else can explain an Obama Zombie?? Great Clip,But very Spooky!

P.S. maybe watching MSBS,CNN,NBC,ABC,or any other Brain-dead Liberal station is the culprit?

I use this clip in my English classes to illustrate visual message composition. Unfortunately, I have to explain to my students concepts like “Cold War,” “communism,” “Orwellian/1984″, who Ronnie Reagan was, etc. *sigh*

Keep up the good work Teach!

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In the spirt of “full disclosure” I started saying stuff like “Screw you liar”, and “up yours Obama”, real “Tourettes Syndrome” stuff at about the 5:12 mark! I lunged for and found the mouse at the 7:34 mark.

He could be Leno’s “McMahon” sitting on the couch, chuckling and guffawing on cue.

Of couse Ed McM. was a Marine, a Patriot and a Great American – Obama is ..er – Obama.

Epic cool shirt. make more pls.

I’m at the point now that I can’t even stand the sound of his voice.

How about Pinko Marx?

Exactly, and Reagan did it without the teleprompter.

Jay Leno was certainly funnier than Wanda Sykes. I can’t believe Obama can laugh about his birth certificate and “country of his birth.” Years from now, that may have some significance. Odd that WH.gov couldn’t show Jay’s video clips but they could show the presidents.

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Sacramento's Jewish Heritage Festival— Celebrating kibbutzim, schwarmas, and …

April 1st, 2010

Looking for Israeli dancing? A piece of Judaica? A falafel, perhaps?

You can find all that and more on May 2, 2010 when the West Steps of the state’s Capitol are transformed into an Israeli shuk during the Jewish Federation of the Sacramento Region’s Jewish Heritage Festival.

Coinciding with Lag B’Omer and in honor of Jewish American Heritage Month, this annual event kicks off with an Israel Unity Walk and the release of dozens of doves, the universal symbol of peace.

“As American Jews we get the best of both worlds,” said Festival Project Manager Caren Zorman. “We get to openly celebrate and embrace our Judaism, while also participating in a public celebration of Israel’s independence and statehood.”

In honor of this year’s theme, “The Centennial of the Kibbutz Movement,” Sacramento-area religious schools are creating displays that highlight different kibbutz industries, such as drip irrigation, flower production, and spas/retreats, and educating the public about what each industry does while offering hands-on activities.

“We want to show everything about kibbutzim,” Zorman said. “How they started, how they have grown, what they are today, and their value to the Israeli economy.”

Master of Ceremony Sen. Darrell Steinberg will address the crowd as will Congressman Dan Lungren. Invited guests include Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Congresswoman Doris Matsui, Senators Barbara Boxer and Dianne Feinberg, Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson, and Councilman Steve Cohn.

This year’s entertainment features Matisyahu, whose 2009 release, One Day, was a theme song of the 2010 Winter Olympics. The Grammy-nominated artist has toured in the United States, South America, Europe, Canada, Israel, and Australia and recently appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman, The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, and the PBS series, The Jewish Americans.

Grammy-nominated singer, Matisyahu

Also on the entertainment program is The Los Angeles Israeli Dance Team, directed by David Dassa, son of Israeli dance choreographer Dani Dassa. The dance troupe has performed at Festival Aviv in Mexico City, the Boston Israeli Dance festival, the Venetian hotel in Las Vegas, and two NBA halftime shows for the Los Angeles Clippers at the Staples Center.

“Everyone will find something to do and learn— from the Ultra Orthodox to those who are completely unaffiliated and Jewish in name only,” said Zorman. “This event will have something for everyone.”

She’s not kidding either. Slamson of Sacramento Kings fame and Dinger from the Sacramento River Cats also will make appearances, as will juggler and storyteller Izzy Tooinsky. Additional festivities include a fashion show featuring local designers and models; a food court with everything from schwarmas to falafel to hot dogs; and a variety of vendors who will showcase jewelry, Judaica, custom quilts, glass art, and more. Children’s activities include a bounce house, a rock climbing wall, and carnival games. A special tikkum olam section offers an opportunity for visitors to donate blood and to register for bone marrow transplants.

On April 20, 2006, Pres. George W. Bush proclaimed May as Jewish American Heritage Month following the successful celebration of the 350th Anniversary of American Jewish History in May 2004.

With an anticipated attendance of 3,000 people, Zorman, who has been a project manager for Intel, Hewlett Packard, and former Gov. Pete Wilson, said, “People who are Jewish should celebrate being Jewish and learn about their culture. This event is for people who want to reconnect with Judaism in a non-threatening way.”

The ultimate goal, she added, is that “the Jewish community as a whole can feel good about themselves. This is about how we, as Jews, celebrate our heritage.”

The Jewish Heritage Festival is Sunday, May 2, 2010, 1:00-4:30 p.m. at the West Steps of the Capitol. For sponsorship opportunities or general information, contact Zorman at 916.486.0906, x. 303. To volunteer, contact Michelle Masoner at 916.486.0906. To sign up in advance to donate blood, visit jewishsac.org. 

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