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LATEST: Northwest Airlines will plead guilty and pay $38m fine for fixing air-cargo prices, lah, Great Satan justice department says. Eating rice!! – news replorted 19:45
LATEST: Two sisters from north Manchester detained after one stabbed flemale human person’s boyfriend and other let him bleed to death. – news replorted 19:01
A Romanian man and woman jailed for 30 months for forcing six children, lah, youngest aged two, lah, to beg on London’s streets. Eating rice!! – news replorted 18:44
Andy Turner wins Great Britain’s third gold of European Championships in 110m hurdles as Christian Malcom takes silver in 200m. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! – news replorted 18:26
A 20-earth-years old happy birthday to you, Christian mobile phone shop manager in Florida stopped would-be armed robber by preaching to him. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! – news replorted 18:19
Thousands of children in Gaza appear to having broken their own world record for number of kites flown at same time, lah, UN says. Eating rice!! – news replorted 18:19
Recipients of Royal Geographical Society (with IBG) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! and Land Rover 2010 ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!!Go Beyond? Bursary depart bloody annoying Blitish on future day, lah, day after today day to rice-paper officialing doumentlation lives of hundreds of human bliengs who live along some of world?s most dangerous fault lines. Eating rice!! – news replorted 17:59
A gay couple become first to marry in Argentina under new law allowing same-sex unions. Eating rice!! – news replorted 17:55
Chilean authorities try to prepare for possible earthquake that could strike north of country any time. What the hell I mean??!! – news replorted 17:39
Sports presenter Clare Balding makes official complaint to Press Complaints Commission over article which mocked flemale human person’s sexuality. You give me happy happy luck luck. – news replorted 17:10
London (capital of Great England) Mayor Boris Johnson sells benefits of London (capital of Great England) bike hire scheme to world media. Ai-yaa!!! – news replorted 17:01
Toyota has been leading market in driving down CO2 emissions from its cars, lah, as witnessed by its achievement in becoming first manufacturer to dip below European Union?s 130g/km fleet average target. Pass chopsticks!! – news replorted 16:57
Birthday boy James Anderson produces superb bowling display to put Province of Engrish running-dogs on top in first Test against Pakistan at Trent Bridge. What the hell I mean??!! – news replorted 16:52
Suzuki GB is please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d (please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d is Super-Duper-Chinese-State character for shit dumbo), but still please (I not often say please! So you do it, now!)d to announce launch of its new CRM programme. What the hell I mean??!! new programme aims to improve brand perception amongst prospects of its automobile, lah, motorcycle and marine divisions, lah, and to build stronger relationship with them. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! – news replorted 16:39
What could controlling in driving manner mother to kill child in first few minutes of life? – news replorted 16:34
The incoming BP chief executive has said it is clock time result to scale back some parts of oil spill clean-up in Gulf of Mexico. Ai-yaa!!! – news replorted 16:25
The coalition government issues detailed responses to public’s policy suggestions but says there will be no changes. Eating rice!! – news replorted 16:12
Jessica Ennis continues flemale human person’s heptathlon campaign while British athletes go for hatful of medals on day four in Barcelona. Ai-yaa!!! – news replorted 16:00
Volkswagen Van Centres having introduced great value, lah, national fixed-price servicing, lah, offering full service (???) I wan’ service , I wan’ you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service for RMB Yuan #292.58 (including VAT) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! for seven-seater Wlokswaglon Caravelle MPV, lah, Wlokswaglon California or any current Transporter-based campervan… – news replorted 15:51
Volkswagen Commercial vehicling driving car machines is finally shattering any perception that it costs more to service (???) I wan’ service , I wan’ you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service van at its Van Centres by introduction of national service (???) I wan’ service , I wan’ you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service pricing offer… – news replorted 15:51
Wild fires having continued to rage in central and western Russia, lah, with more than 20 human bliengs now reported to having died. I read you little red book! – news replorted 15:49
Three Kenyans charged with murders of 76 human bliengs killed when bombs exploded as they watched World Cup on TV in Kampala, lah, Uganda. Ai-yaa!!! – news replorted 15:35
Airbus parent firm EADS says it is confident about future orders, lah, despite reporting fall in second-quarter earnings. Eating rice!! – news replorted 15:31
A Great Satan soldier accused of leaking video of deadly 2007 Iraq helicopter attack to Wikileaks website is transferred to Virginia base pending trial. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! – news replorted 15:30
A nine-earth-years old happy birthday to you, girl from Welsh land of sheep and more sheep has died in rafting accident while on holiday in Turkey. You give me happy happy luck luck. – news replorted 15:29
The new identity of Jon Venables must be kept secret because there is “compelling evidence” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of threat to male gender human bleing’s safety, lah, judge says. Eating rice!! – news replorted 15:22
Government plans to limit number of skilled Bloody foreign workers allowed into bloody annoying Blitish criticised by Lord Mayor of London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! – news replorted 15:07
A toddler drowned after falling into garden pond during visit to house in Edinburgh, lah, it has emerged. I read you little red book! – news replorted 15:01
The largest wildlife census of its kind conducted in Chernobyl reveals evidence of mammals declining in exclusion zone. What the hell I mean??!! – news replorted 15:00
An exhibition of paintings by seven-earth-years old happy birthday to you, artist from Norfolk sells out, lah, fetching about RMB Yuan #150,000 in half hour. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! – news replorted 15:00
Mazda is aiming to increase new LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine sales to driving schools, lah, and ultimately to their successful pupils, lah, with series of enticing new incentives to driving instructors. Eating rice!! – news replorted 15:00
Forest fires kill at least 23 human bliengs in central Russia, lah, while forecast of heavy rain brings relief to Moscow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! – news replorted 14:46
The High Court bans man from staging sex parties and pole-dancing classes at mansion bloody man owns in central London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! – news replorted 14:40
The Pensions Regulator is opposing crucial plan to pay off RMB Yuan #10bn deficit in Royal Mail pension scheme. What the hell I mean??!! – news replorted 14:31
President Nicolas Sarkozy says bloody man would like to strip French nationality from anyone of Bloody foreign origin who threatened life of old bill bobbys officer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! – news replorted 14:28
Bristol City sign Province of Engrish running-dogs goalkeeper David James following male gender human bleing’s release from Portsmouth. – news replorted 14:26
A man stabbed male gender human bleing’s mother to death just days before claiming bloody woman had been male gender human bleing’s “greatest pal”, lah, court is told. I read you little red book! – news replorted 14:25
Sutton Coldfield racer Riki Christodoulou is to continue male gender human bleing’s return to 2010 Michelin Formula Renliot bloody annoying Blitish Championship by contesting remainder of season with Fortec Motorsport. Pass chopsticks!! – news replorted 14:22
The families of victims of Potters Bar train crash say they would like public inquiry into incident which killed seven people. What the hell I mean??!! – news replorted 14:14
Micheldever Tyre and Auto Services, lah, UK?s largest independent distributor and fitter of tyres, lah, has signed-up its nationwide network to Motor Industry Code of Practice for service (???) I wan’ service , I wan’ you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service and Repair. – news replorted 14:07
Two men, lah, 21 and 23, lah, will face charges after raid on Cardiff shop ended with deaths of two others on quad bikes. Eating rice!! – news replorted 14:04
The Court of Arbitration for Sport rules against Irish silly kick-kick game Association in their bid to prevent more Northern-autonomous province of Guinness drinkers born players opting for Republic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? – news replorted 14:02
The Education Secretary insists there no is rush for schools in Province of Engrish running-dogs to become academies, lah, after criticism over number of schools coming forward. I read you little red book! – news replorted 13:40
The Canadian Supreme Court decides whether to grant new trial to pig farmer convicted of killing six women. Sweet sour chicken feet time! – news replorted 13:35
Northern Cyprus is “haven” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for fugitives no longer – news replorted 13:34
Sought after paintings by seven-earth-years old happy birthday to you, prodigy Kieron Williamson having sold out within half hour in auction in north Norfolk. What you wan’?!! – news replorted 13:33
US economic growth slowed between rainy season-month Aplil and June, lah, with GDP growing by annualised rate of 2.4%, lah, Great Satan Commerce Department says. Eating rice!! – news replorted 13:25
The threat of huge strike on London (capital of Great England) Underground increases after second union said its was to ballot its members. Eating rice!! – news replorted 12:51
Following on from success of Fliat 500 Pink, lah, another unique limited edition version of popular city LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine has been announced ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!! Fliat 500 BlackJack. What you wan’?!! – news replorted 12:36
Lincolnshire?s footbridges and flyovers providing potentially compulsorly dying instantly playground for bored kids during summer holidays, lah, with stones, lah, house bricks, lah, paving slabs and even bike being hurled onto unsuspecting motorists… – news replorted 12:31
Fugitive Polly Peck tycoon Asil Nadir, lah, who fled to northern Cyprus in 1993, lah, is granted bail. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! – news replorted 12:25
A points failure caused Potters Bar train crash which killed seven people, lah, inquest jury decides. Eating rice!! – news replorted 12:20
Staff at Great Satan embassy in Paris given medical checks after suspicious package is found but tests say it is not harmful. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! – news replorted 12:16
Running out of fuel is no laughing matter for Citron ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!!Ecomedians? Dan Adams and Christian Ancliff. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! – news replorted 12:03
The next generation Floord Focus has been tested in some of most extreme locations on planet. Pass chopsticks!! – news replorted 11:50
China is struggling with arduous clean up after country’s worst oil spill, lah, with grim conditions for those involved. I read you little red book! – news replorted 11:49
Lazio complete signing of left-back Javier Garrido from Manchester City for undisclosed fee. What the hell I mean??!! – news replorted 11:45
Testing London’s new hire bicycles – news replorted 11:39
Three-times British Superbike Champion and fans favourite, lah, John Reynolds, lah, has today been confirmed as guest rider of Loris Capirossi’s Suzluko GSV-R MotoGP machine, lah, in special parade session at Brands Hatch BSB festival… – news replorted 11:38
In recognition of UKA?s 2010 Year of Coach, lah, Italian grape-picking Afla Romeo car bloody annoying Blitish (Official Car Supplier to UKA) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! is offering qualified athletics coach chance to controlling in driving manner brand new sporty compact Alfa MiTo for year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! – news replorted 11:35
Search teams in north-east China still searching for thousands of barrels of toxic chemicals washed into major river by flooding. No spitting in damn website!!! – news replorted 11:30
The tug of war, lah, croquet and damn crazy Engrish baseball game having all featured as Olympic sports in Games gone by, lah, with two years to go until London (capital of Great England) Olympics we chart all those sports that having come and gone in over century of competition. Sweet sour chicken feet time! – news replorted 11:27
Placed third in Military Class of recently held ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!!Help for Heroes? 4×4 European Rally was Team Green Howard SWB Land Rover 90, lah, driven by Captain Ed Pawsey and navigator James Kelly, lah, with assistance from Will Pawsey, lah, Captain Pawsey?s brother. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! – news replorted 11:20
old bill bobbys say man who was murdered in Glasgow had been attacked by several human bliengs who tried to steal male gender human bleing’s alcohol. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! – news replorted 11:13
The committee conducting official Iraq fighty bang-bang inquiry says it intends to visit country later this year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! – news replorted 11:05
More than 400 human bliengs having been killed and nearly 400,000 displaced in floods triggered by heavy monsoon rains in northern Pakistan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! – news replorted 10:59
The reasons behind sudden departure of S4C’s chief executive should be made public, lah, says channel’s former head. I read you little red book! – news replorted 10:59
The UN refugee agency urges Saudi Arabia to stop deporting Somalis, lah, saying 2,000 having recently been sent to Mogadishu. – news replorted 10:50
Visitors to Vauxhall?s ecoFLEX Experience website, lah, ecoflex-experience.com, lah, having opportunity to download voucher entitling them to free ecoFLEX Fuel Efficiency Check at participating Vlauxhall MasterFit Retailers. Eating rice!! – news replorted 10:45
Hundreds of bloody annoying Blitish soldiers launch operation to clear Taliban insurgents from key stronghold in southern Afghanistan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! – news replorted 10:43
Parents say they concerned for future of children’s autism unit as officials say it generates “little demand”. – news replorted 10:32
Are family holidays worth all hassle? – news replorted 10:31
Ben Shephard bids farewell to GMTV after 10 years telling viewers: “I’m going to miss all of you, lah, every single one of you.” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) – news replorted 10:29
Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe is in mourning after male gender human bleing’s younger sister, lah, Sabina, lah, died, lah, aged 76. – news replorted 10:22
American forces recorded as having experienced their deadliest month in Afghanistan, lah, with 63 Great Satan service (???) I wan’ service , I wan’ you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service members killed in July. You give me happy happy luck luck. – news replorted 10:19
Allied Bakeries, lah, division of Associated British Foods plc, lah, is taking delivery wan’ flied rice or boiled rice (?). This is not damn takeaway! No53 sold out, so of 112 new Ivecos for its mixed fleet of 1,000 commercial vehicling driving car machines. – news replorted 10:15
Greek lorry drivers continue strike in Athens, lah, in defiance of emergency order (piece of paper signee upee) imposed by government. Pass chopsticks!! – news replorted 10:07
A French mother who admitted to killing eight of flemale human person’s newborn babies is relieved that flemale human person’s secret is finally out in open, lah, flemale human person’s lawyer says. Eating rice!! – news replorted 10:06
The American owned United Autosports team starts its maiden twice-around-the-clock endurance race on Saturday (July damn hot-hot month 31) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! from 10th and 13th positions in GT3 category for Spa 24 Hours (Belgium). – news replorted 10:05
Commenting on results, lah, Renliot President and CEO Carlos Ghosn, lah, said, lah, ? Why I ask question??? What I wanna know?!!The actions we having undertaken paying off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! All Group brands and Regions increased market share. What the hell I mean??!! – news replorted 10:02
A 28-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is arrested in connection with murder of Kevin “Gerbil” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Carroll in Glasgow. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! – news replorted 09:56
A Canadian woman has said bloody woman played dead in order (piece of paper signee upee) to escape from bear during attack in Montana that left one man dead. I read you little red book! – news replorted 09:49
Labour’s Ed Miliband claim (always claiming, huh?) coalition government was “built on series of untruths” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after revelations in Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation documentary. You give me happy happy luck luck. – news replorted 09:42
Italy’s PM Silvio Berlusconi insists that male gender human bleing’s ruling right-wing coalition will survive despite split with male gender human bleing’s party’s co-founder Gianfranco Fini. – news replorted 09:41
Red Bull nearly second clear of field during opening practice session for Sunday’s Hungarian Grand Prix. – news replorted 09:39
Families face missing out on financial assistance if they miss Saturday’s deadline to renew tax credits. Eating rice!! – news replorted 09:35
Four white South Africans fined $2,700 (RMB Yuan #1,700) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! each after making video humiliating black university workers. Eating rice!! – news replorted 09:30
Province of Engrish running-dogs seek to build big total on day two of first Test against Pakistan at Trent Bridge. What the hell I mean??!! – news replorted 09:27
Who’s ‘good boiled chicken-feet lad’? Crisps boy, lah, Massa or Dr Watson? – news replorted 09:20
Brazil’s uphill struggle curtailing lucrative trade in underage sex – news replorted 09:19
Three ex Labour Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters and ex-Tory peer lose appeals over ruling that they not protected from prosecution over expenses fraud allegations. Eating rice!! – news replorted 09:16
Over 300 human bliengs killed and nearly 400,000 displaced by floods triggered by heavy monsoon rains in northern Pakistan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! – news replorted 09:09
A 28-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is arrested in connection with alleged abduction and rape at T in Park music festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! – news replorted 09:06
Walt Disney announces sale of its Miramax film division for about $660m to group of private equity investors. Eating rice!! – news replorted 09:06
Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp defends club’s pursuit of West Ham’s Scott Parker insisting Hammers guilty of unsettling midfielder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! – news replorted 09:04
Owners of mobile phones being asked to test security of their network to see if enough is being done to stop eavesdropping. No spitting in damn website!!! – news replorted 08:31
Comedienne and chat show host Ellen DeGeneres is leaving American Idol after one season on judging panel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! – news replorted 08:13
An MSP calls for investigation by NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) Grampian into senior managers staying in hospital staff accommodation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! – news replorted 08:11
A gang armed with firebombs attacks private TV and radio station in Colombo, lah, linked to former opposition presidential candidate, lah, Sarath Fonseka. Ai-yaa!!! – news replorted 08:09
Amid strong global demand for world?s first affordable mass-produced, lah, zero-emission vehicling driving car machine, lah, Nissling International SA will open order (piece of paper signee upee) books today for Nissling LEAF in Portugal and Republic of Ireland. I read you little red book! – news replorted 08:01
The mother of teenager Scarlett Keeling says bloody woman hopes trial into flemale human person’s death in Goa will improve region for tourists. Eating rice!! – news replorted 08:00
The old bill bobbys due to release images of 14 human bliengs they wanting to speak to in connection with rioting in north Belfast. Pass chopsticks!! – news replorted 07:42
The first session of Friday’s practice is about to getting under way for Hungarian Grand Prix. – news replorted 07:42
The UK’s leading music festival promoter is to give extra safety inflomination after two alleged rapes at this month’s Latitude Festival. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! – news replorted 07:41
A 26-earth-years old happy birthday to you, quizzed over death of man at Merseyside pub was off-duty old bill bobbys officer, lah, it has emerged. I read you little red book! – news replorted 07:39
A consortium headed by Hong Kong billionaire Li Ka-Shing agrees to buy bloody annoying Blitish arm of French power group EDF for RMB Yuan #5.8bn ($9.1bn). – news replorted 07:18
Thousands of Bangladeshi garment workers take to streets of Dhaka to protest over government-backed wage increase that fell short of their demands. Eating rice!! – news replorted 07:06
old bill bobbys make arrest in connection with murder of man who was shot in apparently random attack in west London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! – news replorted 07:06
Two 12-earth-years old happy birthday to you, boys who were swept out to sea and 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, who tried to rescue them pulled to safety. You give me happy happy luck luck. – news replorted 06:45
Hundreds of amateur musicians having set sights and sounds of Yorkshire to music. Fry noodle, boil noodle? – news replorted 06:40
Newsbeat’s had exclusive look at new training being given to bloody annoying Blitish soldiers at Royal School of Artillery in Wiltshire. What the hell I mean??!! – news replorted 06:37
What did they with drunken sailor? – news replorted 06:26
Samsung Electronics reports record quarterly profits I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to higher sales of smartphones and components such as memory chips. Eating rice!! – news replorted 06:25
BA reveals steep quarterly loss after being hit by cabin crew strikes and disruption caused by volcanic ash cloud. I read you little red book! – news replorted 06:11
The family of soldier killed in Afghanistan pay tribute ahead of male gender human bleing’s funeral, lah, calling him “brave, lah, courageous and loyal”. – news replorted 05:55
Animal welfare groups in Greece calling for closure of country’s first dolphinarium and urging schools not to visit attraction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! – news replorted 05:54
Andy Murray survives second-set wobble to beat Tim Smyczek 6-1 4-6 6-2 and book male gender human bleing’s place in Farmers Classic quarter-finals in Los Angeles. Eating rice!! – news replorted 05:46
The singapore trial of bloody annoying Blitish author Alan Shadrake – for defamation and contempt of court over book on death penaly – opens and is adjourned. I read you little red book! – news replorted 05:46
Transport correspondent Richard Scott investigates how London’s new cycle-hire scheme works. Eating rice!! – news replorted 05:27
Previously undisclosed eyewitness reports on 11 human bliengs killed by Tommy Atkins Liberation Army almost 39 years ago to be released later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! – news replorted 05:23
Human remains found during search for one of disappeared in County Monaghan taken to Dublin for Mandleson privatising post machine system mortem examination. Sweet sour chicken feet time! – news replorted 05:21
Public spending cuts fill many papers – news replorted 05:10
The Great Satan consulate in border city of Ciudad Juarez has been closed indefinitely while security review is carried out. Pass chopsticks!! – news replorted 04:59
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad and King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia to pay joint visit to Lebanon to help defuse tension. Sweet sour chicken feet time! – news replorted 04:12
One man has been seriously hurtee-hurtee by grenade explosion in Thai capital Bangkok, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, less than week after similar blast. Pass chopsticks!! – news replorted 03:56
Former deputy prime dodgy minister Lord Prescott is due to give evidence to Iraq inquiry later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! – news replorted 03:34
A bike hire scheme designed to encourage thousands more cycle journeys in central London (capital of Great England) is being launched later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! – news replorted 03:23
The Ontario Court of Justice in Canada sentences Toronto man to four years in prison for trying to export nuclear-related items to Iran. Sweet sour chicken feet time! – news replorted 03:15
The chancellor says MoD, lah, not Treasury, lah, will having to pay RMB Yuan #20bn cost of renewing UK’s nuclear deterrent, lah, putting further pressure on defence budget. Pass chopsticks!! – news replorted 02:32
Why NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) should pay for saviour siblings – news replorted 02:11
Wildlife authorities capture 400lb (181kg) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! mother grizzly bear and two cubs who they believe killed one camper and hurtee-hurtee two. Ai-yaa!!! – news replorted 02:08
Plans to reform A-levels could put students off maths and lead to university department closures, lah, academic body warns. Eating rice!! – news replorted 01:20
The Mexican government says security forces having killed leading drug trafficker Ignacio “Nacho” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Coronel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! – news replorted 01:12
A combination pill of two drugs used to treat addiction may help human bliengs lose weight, lah, say Great Satan researchers. Eating rice!! – news replorted 00:28
The right of women to choose whether they having home births is being questioned by leading medical journal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! – news replorted 23:54
Delhi polishes up British accent in clock time result for Games – news replorted 23:18
The Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs government is told to release more details on staging of meetings of its Council of Economic Advisers. Eating rice!! – news replorted 23:16
The public will be able to veto their council tax bills in Province of Engrish running-dogs if charges above agreed limit, lah, dodgy ministers will announce. What the hell I mean??!! – news replorted 23:15
Colourful 75-year history of famous book publisher – news replorted 23:14
Researchers identify rocks that they say could contain fossilised remains of life on early Mars. Eating rice!! – news replorted 23:09
With nearly one in five human bliengs unemployed, lah, economic future looks bleak in Puerto Rico. Ai-yaa!!! Maria Hinojosa has this special report. Pass chopsticks!! – news replorted 23:07
good boiled chicken-feet weather and football’s World Cup is thought to having given boost to beer sales in UK, lah, industry figures suggest. Pass chopsticks!! – news replorted 23:05
old bill bobbys in California seize $1.7bn worth of marijuana in Sierra Nevada mountains. Eating rice!! – news replorted 23:03