Luke Judge

By Michelle Lanz

Click through to see which celebs have made first or second careers out of throwing their personal lives into the spotlight.

Bret Michaels

Shows: Three seasons of “Rock Of Love,” “Celebrity Apprentice”

Most Offensive Behavior: Breaking the hearts of two of our favorite train wrecks: Heather Chadwell (Season 1) and Daisy De La Hoya (Season 2). Oh, and his inappropriate duet of “Nothing to Lose” with Miley Cyrus, of which the lyrics tell her to “slowly get undressed.” Creepy.

In the Future: An unbandannaed Bret Michaels will star in “Rock of Love: Senior Citizen Bus” and finally find that hot, young 50-something he’s been looking for all along.

Kate Gosselin

Shows: “Jon & Kate Plus Eight,” “Dancing With the Stars”

Most Offensive Behavior: Putting her eight small children under the reality TV spotlight before they’re old enough to know what life is without a camera crew in their faces.

In the Future: Kate waits until her kids are old enough to work and lives off the earnings from their tell-all memoirs.

Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth

Shows: “The Apprentice,” “The Celebrity Apprentice,” “The Surreal Life”

Most Offensive Behavior: Being the once most-hated biyatch on TV for her horrible ‘tude and overinflated ego. But of course this brash personality ensures that she’ll be a reality TV presence for a while.

In the Future: In yet another shocking controversy, Donald Trump bequeaths his entire fortune to Omarosa and she takes his place at the head of “The Apprentice” boardroom.

Bethenny Frankel

Shows: “The Apprentice: Martha Stewart,” “The Real Housewives of New York City,” “Skinny & the City”

Most Offensive Behavior: Her authoring of books applauding being a stick figure with uplifting titles like “Naturally Thin: Unleash Your SkinnyGirl and Free Yourself from a Lifetime of Dieting,” and “The SkinnyGirl Dish: Easy Recipes for Your Naturally Thin Life.”

In the Future: Bethenny ditches the SkinnyGirl book series when she realizes it isn’t so easy to lose baby weight after the age of 40.

The Osbournes

Shows: “The Osbournes,” “Dancing With The Stars,” “Jack Osbourne: Adrenaline Junkie,” “X-Factor,” “Rock of Love: Charm School,” “Celebrity Apprentice”

Most Offensive Behavior: Besides obvious over-Osbourneization of the airwaves, getting a glimpse of the Osbournes’ 18 yappy dogs (and their defecation problems) was a little TMI for my taste.

In the Future: Now with new bangin’ bods, Kelly and Jack become a brother-sister celebrity fitness team, putting Jillian Michaels out of business. Ozzy continues to mumble and Sharon now spends her time tending to her (now) 48 pet dogs.

Janice Dickinson

Shows: “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here,” “Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency,” “The Surreal Life,” “Next Top Model”

Most Offensive Behavior: A drunken, pilled-up Janice downed wine and verbally abused the contestants of Finland’s “Next Top Model,” before falling down a flight of stairs. Looks like karma’s alive and well in the North!

In the Future: Gravity will finally pull down her ego and she’ll start a plus-size modeling agency.

Brigitte Nielsen

Shows: “The Surreal Life,” “Strange Love,” “Flavor Of Love,” “Celebrity Big Brother,” “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew”

Most Offensive Behavior: It’s between those countless cringe-inducing, adulterous make-out sessions with Flavor Flav and that time when she aired her boob-job and liposuction procedures on German TV (which, of course, are now on the Internet).

In the Future: The now-sober Danish actress finally realizes that she’s had a young, attractive Italian husband this whole time and decides to retire and embrace her washed-upitude.

Tiffany “New York” Pollard

Shows: “Flavor Of Love,” “Flavor Of Love 2,” “I Love New York,” I Love New York 2,” “New York Goes to Hollywood,” “New York Goes to Work”

Most Offensive Behavior: Besides her in-your-face appearance (yes we’re talking about her ginormous chest), her self-professed identity as “Head B—- In Charge” or HBIC, is pretty damn obnoxious.

In the Future: Tiffany goes political and becomes the Mayor of New York, instituting a tax break for breast implant patients.

Adrianne Curry

Shows: “America’s Next Top Model,” “The Surreal Life,” “My Fair Brady,” “Celebrity Paranormal Project”

Most Offensive Behavior: Shameless pandering to gamer geeks/stoners by announcing (via TwitPic) that she plays “World Of Warcraft” high and in the nude.

In the Future: With medical marijuana legalized in California, Adrianne and husband/Brady Christopher Knight become pot farmers and live off “Brady Bunch” royalties. They have six kids, three boys and three girls.

Amber Brkich and Rob Mariano

Shows: “Survivor: The Australian Outback,” “Survivor: Marquesas,” “Survivor: All-Stars,” “Amazing Race,” “Amazing Race: All-Stars,” “Rob and Amber: Against the Odds”

Most Offensive Behavior: After they hooked up (and Amber won a cool mil) on “Survivor: All-Stars,” this pair of serial reality TV-ers milked their 15 minutes enough to land their own show and annoy the hell out of the rest of us. Oh, and that shirt Amber’s wearing.

In the Future: Rob & Amber pull a Nicolas Cage and lose it all when the IRS finally catches up with them for unpaid taxes.

Flavor Flav

Shows: “Flavor of Love,” “Surreal Life,” “Strange Love”

Most Offensive Behavior: Any time he makes out with a floozy on one of his dating shows. Also, the fact that he has seven kids by four different women. Isn’t the thought of Flav molding the minds of any child a terrifying thing?

In the future: Flav loses his beloved clock necklace and sets out on a quest to find a replacement object to string around his neck. Of course, the whole thing is taped and airs Sundays at 8 p.m.

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